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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
I handed my Grok Bot $280 and one rule. "50x by morning or I wipe the agent." It finished at 54x. $280 → $15,120 overnight. The number is just the receipt. The cut is the point. Before any position was allowed: funding gap had to clear fees by 3x max open risk locked at 2.8% of live peak wallet self-flatten if any fill moved 1.5% against Loop it ran: scan Hyperliquid and Bybit funding → enter only on confirmed gap clusters → size strictly from current wallet → cut the whole book the second the gauge flips → lock and wait for the next clean setup 23:50 - $280. scanning. 01:20 - $1,140. first cluster locked 03:10 - $3,850. sized into the second 04:45 - $11,200. 40x cleared 05:15 - sharp 9% dump. bot closed 8 positions in under a second. Wallet: $15,120. gave back $640 on the last fill. Recovered the prior high in 12 minutes earlier. If it held through the dump the book would have been ~$9,800. Then it locked itself. Daily risk budget spent. Rule stayed a rule. Most bots chase the next candle. This one only takes what clears and exits before the rest comes back. I didn't touch anything.
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
most people learned how to chat with GrokBot very few learned how to actually run work through it I put the whole setup on one sheet: → prompts → tasks → automations → TeamBots → tools → verification → approval rules save this one, you’ll come back to it ↓
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
Replying to @mikepat711
Elon already told you😎
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
this in the wrong hands. jesus. Grok Bot turned a Gmail label into a second brain that's faster and better than any human Jason Freedman (YC alum and investor) gave Grok Bot four years of tax returns, 266 unlabeled files and one assignment: "please double check my CPA's work" label an email Brain and watch it land in the right folder with a summary, the date and a link to the raw source add a second bot while keeping the same folder. Lingxi Li at SpaceXAI could manage 15 cloud agents by hand, and with Grok Bot the fleet now manages more than 200 at once each routine gets one job and runs on its own clock: → 11 PM filing copies Brain-labelled mail into raw/ and sorts it into people/ or projects/ → 5 PM attention rewrites attention.md from what you actually touched → 7:30 AM page hands you facts, guesses and the drafts waiting for your yes → Sunday 6 PM review finds what you decided and forgot a great CPA with no AI tools missed HSA contributions counted twice, four years in a row, and mortgage interest left off the 2022 return entirely Brain reopens every number at the source, never from memory, and nothing is sent, bought, deleted or published without your yes every morning page has to show: > the facts, each with a link > the guesses, marked as guesses > what got filed or drafted overnight > the drafts in out/ still waiting for your yes the bot found them a few minutes after the upload, and the fixed return was ready to sign the same afternoon with about 90 seconds of Freedman's own time. Elon quoted it: "Grok @Bot can help with your taxes" connect Gmail to Grok Bot, then ask: "Turn /workspace/brain into my second brain and keep it running 1. Create raw/ (never edit), people/, projects/, out/, INDEX.md, log.md and rules.md. Every file gets a one-line summary, the date and a link to its raw source 2. Read the last 100 emails I sent through @Gmail. Write me.md and voice.md with 10 rules, each with one real line of mine. Quote only lines I wrote 3. Routines in my time zone ([my time zone]): 11 PM file mail labelled Brain, 5 PM rewrite attention.md, 7:30 AM the morning page, Sundays 6 PM what I forgot, report only. Show me each first 4. Read INDEX.md and rules.md first, take fast facts from the source, add each correction to rules.md. Never send, buy, delete or publish without my yes" start with one label and one nightly routine before adding more bots keep everything in files, not in bot memory, so every bot you add later reads the same folder watch the brain at work below
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
Elon is the motherfuckin’ GOAT. He takes things most people only dream about and makes them fucking real. That’s just the damn truth. I went to see a car unveil and watched a Roadster drive upside down, launch with thrusters, and do flips and rolls through the air. How do you watch that and not feel like a kid again?! Tonight was the best product unveil I’ve ever seen, literally the best unveil of ANY product. Hands down. Huge respect to Elon and everyone at Tesla and SpaceX who put in the work to make this happen. You absolutely fucking delivered. I had my @Grok Bot pull the official stream, find the best moments, and cut this video together by the end of the night. I had to watch it again to understand how unbelievable today was.
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
Real life, baby
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
I'm not asking you to vote blue no matter who. I'm asking you to research everybody on your ballot, and to reject any candidate that is even tangentially involved with MAGA and Donald Trump. We gotta cut that cancer out of our politics forever
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
I GAVE MY GROK BOT $1,480 AND ONE RULE: NEVER GET CLOSE TO LIQUIDATION $1,480 → $9,260. One day. Highest leverage it touched was 6x. Every perps blowup I've seen looks the same. Liquidation price right under the entry, one normal wick, account gone. So my bot doesnt predict anything. It trades five coins at 4-6x, only in the direction the day is already moving, and closes at a take-profit set before the entry. - Never trades against the day's trend - Exit is set before the entry - 4-6x max, no "just this once" - Five big exits made a bit over half the profit - Around 30 small closes made the rest The math is almost boring. SUI moved 17.7% on the day, at 4x that's 70.8% on the margin. No moonshot, just a normal day times four. What I actually watched was the risk rail. Liquidation on the left, target on the right, a dot crawling between them. The red zone never got anywhere near the dot. BTC was the one I kept staring at. Smallest move, highest leverage, tightest buffer of the five. It still closed green, and when the last card flew off the stack the red zone was still sitting on the far left.
My Grok Bot trading desk, fully open: → 6 bots, one shared machine → every charter, copy-paste ready → a read-only API key, so it physically can't trade without me → go/no-go numbers set before the backtest Bookmark it before you build yours.
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
If DMSO was used for neurological illnesses, millions would be spared from lifelong disability — yet despite thousands of studies showing it worked, the FDA banned it. Since writing this series, thousands of readers have shared how DMSO healed "incurable" conditions such as Alzheimer's, ALS, neuropathy, migraines, restless leg syndrome, chronic pain, paralysis, brain fog, strokes, and depression. A physician who treats his patients with DMSO estimates roughly 80% of what people see neurologists for goes away with it. Here I present the evidence DMSO transforms neurology.🧵 midwesterndoctor.com/p/dmso-…
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
Replying to @AtelierMissor_
Prometheus gave man fire and paid for it in chains. Ayn Rand ended Anthem by renaming her rebel Prometheus — the one who refuses the collective and keeps the light. Now a 50-foot bronze of that same titan stands on private Texas ground beside Starbase, torch up, built in 100 days by people who still believe the West can make things. Not a memorial. A dare. Enlightenment was never a lecture. It was stolen fire, handed down, and lit again. The next city of Western enlightenment starts here!!!
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Do you think this Man is on to something?
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
xAI quietly dropped 15 official grok bot guides and almost nobody is talking about it Every single one written by the team that built grok This section is free Pick a guide, follow it, ship your bot Most people are still guessing how to build one 15 official guides are already out and cost nothing Bookmark this and check the guides below ⭣
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
you are COOKED if you can't make $20K+ per month online in 2026 1. you can use AI to generate 300 posts in 15 minutes 2. you can get millions of views without spending a penny on ads 3. you can put words in a document and sell it 1000x for $50+ each 4. you can hire workers for $2.50/hr 100 years ago you needed your life savings just to START a business today you can start for free on your iPhone in seconds My 1.3 to 2.4 GPA teenager students that began working with me 10 months ago are making $30K–$80K+/month now I got a student Zain was earning minimum wage at a café in may 2025... now he's making $78K/month and bought an AMG Mercedes to help you guys , I've decided to LEAK the full recording of my $15M+ LIVE 20+ X Account Case Study printing $30K+ per month EACH for FREE for the next 24 hours 90 minutes. revealing X accounts making $1M+ per year (full case studies). usually $3K+ to access. what's inside: → 20+ case studies of Ai digital products accounts doing $30K+ per month EACH → the exact funnel generating $151K in 7 days on autopilot → how Parker did $570K in 3 months with one X account → why accounts with 6.5M followers make LESS than mine with 13K views → the DM automation sending 1000+ messages daily for free (send link to purchase ebook) → the copywriting crash course formula turning comments into $10K–$100K sales → how to hit $100K/month posting tweets that take minutes to write DELETING IN 24 HOURS comment "X" and I'll DM it to you **must be following + retweet to receive**
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
Elon Musk warns that time is running out: At most, there are 3 years left in which you can still make money selling your work. After that, AI will automate most tasks, and paying a person for their time will no longer make sense. The model of the last 200 years - "I give you your salary in exchange for your time" is coming to an end. This will trigger the greatest transfer of wealth in modern history. Those who are already making the shift understand it. Those waiting for it to hit the news will arrive too late. In the end, what matters is not how much you work, but what you own. The smartest asset you can build right now isn't Bitcoin or land. It's an income stream that runs on AI and compounds while you sleep. An audience. A product. A distribution channel. A system (completely automated by AI) One tool. One niche. $10K/month. Here's the exact playbook ↓
OpenAI just launched Dots. And this may be the first AI agent you can actually turn into a 24/7 business operator. It can research, create, post, analyze, and repeat on its own. I broke down exactly how to use Dots + GPT-6.1 Sol to make money:
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
you're f*king wasting hours building every Grok Bot from scratch. the official Marketplace already has 85 specialists you can install. the official Marketplace combines Grok Bot Team releases with specialist Bots from named creators. it covers engineering, sales, marketing, design, recruiting, product, operations, and personal work. start with the job you actually need: › Researchy for sourced research, QA Bot for deployment checks › GTM Loop Closer for follow-ups, Clip Bot for captioned clips › Figma Bro for design audits, Competitor Watch for product changes press Add and Grok Bot copies the identity, description, skills, and routines into your account. it does not copy the creator's computer, logins, or conversation history. pick one role, inspect its boundaries, connect only the tools it needs, and test one safe task before enabling routines. stop treating every new agent like a blank-page contest. install the closest role, then make it yours.
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YOU ARE WASTING GROK BOT'S BEST WORK IF EVERY SUCCESSFUL TASK DIES IN CHAT. PROMOTE IT THROUGH THESE 5 STAGES. i wrote the original Chief of Staff article around rules and routines. the deeper lesson is that a good result should never remain trapped inside one conversation. 1. prove the task › give Grok Bot one real job, correct the misses, and define what an acceptable result looks like. 2. capture the method › save the steps, decision rules, required sources, and expected output while the successful run is still visible. 3. turn it into a skill › state when to use it, what access it needs, how to validate it, and where Grok Bot must stop. 4. test a second input › change the source or example. if it only works on the original task, you saved a transcript, not a skill. 5. schedule the routine › name the owner, time zone, input source, failure policy, and approval boundary before enabling it. one successful chat gives you an answer. a tested skill gives you reusable judgment. Grok Bot stops being a chat archive when every corrected task can become a reliable process.
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Jonathan H Klapp retweeted
This Claude bot on Polymarket made $78,083 in 5 days. Nobody built it to be smart. They built it to be fast. $7 → $3,595 $30 → $11,063 $142 → $13,356 $1,205 → $37,939 I found this wallet three days ago. Spent 48 hours reverse engineering every trade. Same markets. Same logic. Over and over. Watch BTC price. Compare to Polymarket odds. Enter when they don’t match. Exit when they do. While you were analyzing charts — this bot was already in and out. While you were deciding — it was compounding. While you were sleeping — it was printing. Most traders try to be right. This bot just tries to be faster. $78,000 in 5 days. Just Claude. Running a loop. I don’t know who built this. But I know how they did it. And it’s all in the article below. Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word 'Claude' 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me @monicaa_AI
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