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Just an average human on this planet trying to live the best life. Looking to follow people who live the motto “be excellent to each other.” She/Her

Upstate New York
Joined July 2008
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Please share this deleted tweet far and wide. ABC News just suspended senior national correspondent Terry Moran for making it.
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U.S. President Donald Trump said a new phase of ceasefire negotiations between American and Russian delegations aimed to stop Russia's war against Ukraine would take place in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, on Feb. 25. kyivindependent.com/trump-an…
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My bag watching me follow it around the carousel
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A blue wave 🌊🌊
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good morning
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Omg they did a male version of the ‘secret vote’ ad and it’s even better than the female version.
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Pro tip for Donnie: Vet your cameramen, or they might do this when you brag about there not being an empty seat:
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Barry Manilow wrote “Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is There,” “I’m Stuck on Band-Aid Brand Because Band-Aid’s Stuck on Me,” and “You Deserve a Break Today at McDonald’s.” He didn’t write “I Write the Songs.” I realize this is a lot to process.
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Harris/Walz, sowing discord in marriages. 👍🏼 My wife and I are one. We have discussed the election and she will vote as I have led her.
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Say howdy-do to Doug Hamlin, the new @NRA chief! When he was an impish college prankster he and some of his good-time frat bros cut off a cat’s paws, strung it up, set it on fire and watched as it burned alive. Anyhoo, he’s in charge of guns now! rawstory.com/nra-doug-hamlin…
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Coach Thomas Hammock is a real man and REAL MEN CRY. He has worked so hard to get Northern Illinois to this point. You can feel all that hard work pouring out of him throughout his post game interview after knocking off #5 Notre Dame IN THEIR HOUSE. It’s worth 2 min of your time.
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The #Swifties are putting on their own #ViennaTStheErasTour … and it is the sweetest thing!
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And supervised the lunchroom for 20 years. You do not leave that job with a full head of hair. Trust me.
Because Tim Walz taught high school. Trust me.
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Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.
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Memo to the moderators: The quest for balance is a trap. Treating both sides of a debate as equal when one side is demonstrably false is not fairness but malpractice. Truth is more important than balance. There aren't two sides to a lie.
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I'm sorry, I know they're trying not to make this a Chris Wallace-debate-style shitshow, but it's INSANE that Trump just said Biden's "being paid by China" and "a Manchurian candidate" and Tapper didn't even throw back to Biden to respond
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Effin amazing! Thank you for supporting our researchers and your friend 💙💛 #URochesterResearch
I got lucky last night and won a little  jingle on @WheelOfFortune to help the University of Rochester @UofR fight  the fucking disease that killed my dear friend and genius, Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert.
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Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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Alexa, Siri and the other bots hanging out in the server break room again
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A tale of two presidents.
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