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Fractional CMO. Brings a sense of 𝑘𝑎𝑎𝑚 to marketing challenges. Crafts terrible puns for शौक value. Talk to the handle.🖖 🏠https://xitter.gq/t.co/syy2XxVAx2

Bangalore
Joined May 2007
When dealing with shit, remember, this stool shall pass ~ Confucius
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Who can identify issue in this short scene
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Working on a tech to prevent FOMO. Every time you blink, you miss things. What if there was a way to completely stop blinking? That would be the purest existence. That's the deep tech I am working on. Calling it zentropy. Spoiler: My body is a temple, so no devices y'all.
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Temple outside. God complex inside. Meanwhile, if the celeb collabs are unpaid, what comes to mind is मंदिर बना नहीं, भिखारी आ गए।
Dear Concerned Indian Doctors, I see your rage against Temple on X. I have a few points to make: 1. First and foremost, a business lesson: if Temple were a scam, and any of what we said weren't true, people would know it in just a few days of using Temple. We have 14-day, no-questions-asked returns (which even Apple doesn't offer in India). If the product doesn't work, it fails out of the gate and the company dies before recovering a tenth of its R&D. 2. We have already spent $30m building Temple, $20m out of which is my own money. Selling a few thousand devices recovers a small fraction of this investment. A scam that pays nothing is not a scam anyone would run. 3. I left the Eternal CEO role to chase purpose with Temple. This is not about money. I have enough of it to last for generations. My incentives are fully aligned with getting the science right. I am not staking a reputation earned over 20 years on making a quick buck. 4. Our employees bought into our round a few months ago. The round we're raising now is mostly our customers. Scams don't build that cap table. 5. Most wearable companies start with internal studies. Whoop shipped its band in 2015, and the first published validation followed a few years later. We hold ourselves to a higher standard; pre-prints are a step prior to peer reviewed publications, and they are coming up. 6. At some point you have to stick your neck out and say: we believe in our science, and the product is now valuable enough for people to pay for and use. We believe we are there. More validation continues in public. 7. We are confident that we are building something that the world is going to be positively astonished with. We stand by our science and our methods. Each of our claims is easily verifiable by individuals and institutions alike, and you will see a lot of independent studies come up on their own when the device becomes available to use. Last but not the least, the most ground breaking features in Temple are not even public yet. And some of them, thankfully, have nothing to do with doctors 🤭 Hope this addresses some or all of your concerns. If not, keep raging 😘🤗
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To sum up today's news: - Reddit stock is down because of AI answers - Google stock is down because of AI answers - Your web traffic is down because of AI answers Happy to see that worked out well for all parties involved
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The Passport Officer in Kerala was shocked after seeing a person's passport which came for renewal🤣🤣
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It’s that time of year when I break my Twitter hiatus to talk about the Annual Book & Bake Sale! This year, we have over 5K books, and its our BEST collection yet! Everything will be sold for Rs 20-350, and the proceeds will support education for children in need. (1/20)
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BREAKING 🚨 This is full 3-mint speech by Neha Bora She has taken Gyanesh Kumar to cleaners in her speech at mock parliament One of the finest ever speeches with argument on SIR issue 🔥🔥
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This really needs more reach. Please repost.
Lose weight in 60 days? Reverse ageing? Detox lungs? All 60 nutraceutical ads reviewed by ASCI violated its code. But ASCI can't fine the brands. Who holds them accountable? medianama.com/2026/10/223-as…
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I can't stand AI art, so I made a plugin that removes it from your feed.

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Voice ❣️ Words💥🔥💯
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he’s going to kill all the poor people
In Viksit Bharat 2047, no one will remain hungry: Report
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Replying to @sunayanaroy
Just found out today that Namma Yatri automatically enables a setting that shares your phone number with the service driver. You have to go to your settings and manually disable it.
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Inspired. Burj Tariffa.
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It's World Coding Day, so I promptly used AI to create Vibecodin - for temporary relief from not knowing how to code.
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I think this EDF move is brilliant - Nimmy's gift to freelancers. She knew bank RMs were mis-selling. My bank RM, who used to pester me earlier, has now stopped calling after I asked him to get back on EDF.
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Sea, Salt & Spice by @MeherM is literally a beautiful book. I am still reading it, but love the zest and wit thus far.
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Being born a woman is a risk. Imagine! Half of humanity doesn't have to. Imagine!
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I am going to make this a thread with every example I get. Please feel free to add to it.
A Bengaluru woman has filed an FIR against an unknown man after alleging that he secretly filmed her at Whitefield-Kadugodi Metro station. In a video posted on Instagram, she showed herself confronting and chasing the man before approaching Metro security personnel. She later said Kadugodi Police registered her complaint and were working to identify the man. Thanking the police for their response, she urged women not to stay silent when faced with harassment. “Girls, don’t be afraid. Police will help you,” she said. #Bengaluru #Whitefield #metro #BengaluruPOlice #womensafety
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Here's the data from Value Research on the mutual funds with the highest returns over the last 20 years. Somehow @AxisMaxLifeIns has beaten all these guys to get a 20% CAGR over 20 years. So good at rebalancing that @AxisMutualFund should be poaching. share.google/hbqT0LwFOwrOf6i…
Basically @AxisMaxLifeIns knows it's lying and doesn't want the world to know.
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Time to branch out. Imma plant some stories, call it shrubstack and see if it takes root.
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