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Fractional CMO. Brings a sense of 𝑘𝑎𝑎𝑚 to marketing challenges. Crafts terrible puns for शौक value. Talk to the handle.🖖 🏠https://xitter.gq/t.co/syy2XxVAx2

Bangalore
Joined May 2007
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To sum up today's news: - Reddit stock is down because of AI answers - Google stock is down because of AI answers - Your web traffic is down because of AI answers Happy to see that worked out well for all parties involved
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The Passport Officer in Kerala was shocked after seeing a person's passport which came for renewal🤣🤣
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It’s that time of year when I break my Twitter hiatus to talk about the Annual Book & Bake Sale! This year, we have over 5K books, and its our BEST collection yet! Everything will be sold for Rs 20-350, and the proceeds will support education for children in need. (1/20)
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BREAKING 🚨 This is full 3-mint speech by Neha Bora She has taken Gyanesh Kumar to cleaners in her speech at mock parliament One of the finest ever speeches with argument on SIR issue 🔥🔥
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I can't stand AI art, so I made a plugin that removes it from your feed.

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Voice ❣️ Words💥🔥💯
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he’s going to kill all the poor people
In Viksit Bharat 2047, no one will remain hungry: Report
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Replying to @sunayanaroy
Just found out today that Namma Yatri automatically enables a setting that shares your phone number with the service driver. You have to go to your settings and manually disable it.
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Boarding on AI 882 AMD-DEL is delayed by 20 minutes because Supreme Court Judge Vipul Pancholi & wife had to be VIP boarded first. They walk in with a posse of 6 guards + 3 AI staffers. Is this the VIP culture that India’s judiciary advocates? @MLJ_GoI ? #VIPculture 🚨#lalbatti
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Two men who punched a minor girl then dragged her onto the road, continued to hit her, and ripped her t-shirt got bail within 24 hours. Meanwhile, remand extended for two guys who waved the tricolour. 🤷‍♂️
#Breaking Delhi Special Executive Magistrate (SEM) court extends CJP leaders Saurav Das and Ashutosh Ranka’s judicial custody by 2 days. Das and Ranka have been in jail since October 14. @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka @Cockroachisback @CJP_for_India
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Even in the morally destitute, dissolute world we currently live in, this doesn't make sense
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2024: Google sends you a lot of traffic 2025: Google sends you less traffic 2026: Google only cites you in AI answers 2027: Google never calls, but sends a Christmas card 2028: You bump into Google at a party and it pretends not to know you
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Sanjay Manjrekar's sarcasm here is absolutely brilliant
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5 days judicial custody for trespassing and bail in 24 hours for molesting a woman protestor.
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Look at what all Modi is doing to save Gyanesh It tells you a lot about what all Gyanesh has done to save Modi
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My real worry is that all these protests will postpone Viksit Bharat to 2048.
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Gaurav gupta to the point about protest 🤣
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yes, i am against the BJP, but calling this an emergency and comparing it to 1975 is unfair & unconstitutional. i mean sure there’s an internet shutdown, no right to protest, key protest figures being abducted, thousands of protesters detained in the middle of the night, even hundreds of supreme court lawyers and sitting MPs MLAs detained, trains & metros being cancelled and the entire state machinery being deployed against citizens demanding accountability but unless modi ji comes on tv at 8 pm and announces “mere pyare deshvasiyon, mujhe yeh batate hue bohot garv ho raha hai ki aaj se is desh mein emergency laagu kardi gayi hai,” how are we supposed to know??? 😭😭🙏🏻
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The next few days is crucial in determining if Akshay Kumar will play Neha Bora or Gyanesh Kumar.
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