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Sports, Trading, Video Games, & Literature. I also have a day job! #authors #amwriting #fantasy #Magic Retweets ≠ endorsement

Joined October 2011
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My favorite quote: Keep moving forward - Walt Disney
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Can I beat the best golfer on YGT if I CHEAT?? 👀 This was really really fun, thanks for being a good sport Sean plz don’t hate me x
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Buying GTA 6 can save you $5,000!
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Such a peaceful place, but 12 hours later 60 to 70m mph winds, be sure and tune in tonight at 7 central on the outdoor Channel for the Cast Iron Cowboy. Mother Nature tested my ability! #chuckwagoncook @OUTDChannel
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Her greatest protector knew her from the start
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This is what it’s all about
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An ice cream company president in Japan stood in a dark suit in front of a hundred factory workers and bowed on national television over nine cents. His company makes the blue soda popsicle that every kid in Japan buys with pocket change after baseball practice on a hot summer afternoon. For a quarter of a century, the company fought inflation to keep the price at roughly forty cents—because everyone in the factory knew little kids were counting coins in front of the freezer case. When soaring ingredient costs finally forced them to raise the price by nine cents, the executives refused to shrink the popsicle behind the scenes or hide the increase in fine print. Instead, the president and a hundred employees lined up outside company headquarters, stood still for sixty seconds on prime-time television, and bowed in silent apology to the children of Japan. Nobody was angry. Sales jumped ten percent the very next month because parents wanted to support a company that treated a child's allowance like a sacred contract. A nation's integrity is not measured by the size of its corporations, but by how honestly they treat a child holding a handful of coins.
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Need a #gameday appetizer? How about a Smoked Sausage Roll, it is easy and full of flavor. Yall have a blessed day and be safe out there
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Time to give back❤️❤️ 5 x 150K @Tradeify select accounts! Follow, like, repost and I’ll choose the winners Sunday night Love you all!
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just partnered with @TakeProfitLLC :)) i have 5 of their accounts in my run, all passed on the first try and funded now and they're giving 3 of you a 50k eval to enter: 1⃣ follow me + @TakeProfitLLC 2⃣ like + repost 3⃣ reply: what's your favorite thing about tpt winners friday 7pm
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if you're new here: i'm a cs girl with a 9-5. found futures on tiktok in january 2025 failed a lot of evals before it clicked. $500k+ in payouts since right now i'm running 35 prop accounts across 7 firms and posting every day of it my whole model is free on awtrades.co, 15 chapters, no email needed
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Una imagen habla más que mil palabras.
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I think everyone’s timeline needs something that doesn’t rhyme with icameinmypantos. Happy Saturday everyone! Here’s Nala heading in to milk this morning, heading for her 2nd spot as usual. I’ve been chopping corn all week, including today after milking 200 cows. I’m basically taking a forced break from trading, bc I haven’t hit my Lanto trade to pull me up from the depths of overspending and over trading yet. In all seriousness. I’ve been absolute ass. I blew through so many vest accounts. It absolutely brings the worst degen out in me, and I’m not using the accounts for a while until I can get myself under control and bring in some payouts from the normal firms. Really over spent and put myself in a shitty spot, so I need to find my discipline badly. Here’s to a brighter future! Shameless code plug for all firms to support my failures 🤣. FARMIT mofos
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This is outrageous. Contact us and we’ll restore it for free.
🚨 BREAKING: Outrage erupts after man named "Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano" took a SLEDGEHAMMER to the historic Iwo Jima statue at Marine Corps Base Quantico in Virginia and knocked the head off one of the Marines HE LITERALLY BEHEADED IT. Dig into his history and find out if he's an illegal! Should be deported regardless! Police caught Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano, 27, of Stafford, in the act around 10 PM Wednesday. They say the damage runs into the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of dollars The 9-foot limestone statue was carved by Felix de Weldon, the same sculptor behind the famous Marine Corps War Memorial in Arlington. It honors the Marines who raised the flag over Iwo Jima 🙏🏻 He's charged with felony destruction of property, trespassing, and felony injury to a monument, and he's being held without bond. Throw the book at him 😡 📽️ WUSA9
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NEVER try to make people like you. You could LITERALLY build a flying car and donate $10 billion to children, and people will STILL find ways to shit on you. Just be you. DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK! JUST DO COOL SHIT!!!!!
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Dear Santa 🎅🎄, For Chistmas (yes, I know it's early), since @elonmusk and his wonderful teams like to make use dream, and I also blame: @TeslaBoomerMama @Teslaconomics @SawyerMerritt @XFreeze @cb_doge and many others I would like the following items below. Please note, I don't want for free. But it would be nice to be able to aquire these items. I've been reasannably good. or at least I tried... Thank you!
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If you are struggling please remember.... The gift of life and waking up is more than enough to start over 🙏
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With 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms, and plenty of opportunities to customize, our ‘Copper Mountain’ design can be tailored to suit your lifestyle. _________________ @PioneerLogHomes #TimberKings #PioneerLogHomes #LogHome #LogCabin
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If You STRUGGLE with Day Trading… Watch This NOW youtu.be/N7okrMgiLKY?si=j613… via @YouTube Rips knows trading isn't easy and shares his thoughts and past experiences, if you're banging your head watch this. Please
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