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Joined June 2018
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Best team for real ❤️ Can't wait to release the full BTG 2023 pics & vids - it was such an awesome day! ✨
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my favorite kind of intimacy is when two people start using each other’s random phrases and mannerisms without even realizing it. you just wake up one day and realize you speak a little bit of their language.
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thought this was a rly good video and wanted to share
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Replying to @dom_lucre
Deray Davis has a whole bit on this 😂
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When you become a detective but your first case is a message that says “wanna play?” written in human intestines so you just quit the job
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it's crazy how easy it is to ignore your responsibilities and play on your phone
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“Currys PC World”
girl in currys pc world asking chatgpt what she needs to buy instead of the worker stood 5 feet from her😭😭🙏🙏
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Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme ‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’
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Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DINGERS HAVE PRIORITY
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ed sheeran really nuked his own tour, lost every supporting act, lost his own backing band and lost his cookie cutter corporate good guy reputation, all to make robert kraft happy by dropping macklemore from his tour. what a spineless coward
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Totally nothing statement, better when he was silent lol
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine: “Macklemore coming off tour was the promoter's decision, it was not mine. Macklemore's contract for the tour was with the promoter, not me. […] I am not complicit. I have my personal views on this devastating conflict. Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have them, and it doesn't mean I don't care. Nor does it mean I don't support causes in my own, personal way.”
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the substances are kind of abusing me actually
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Americans hear an unbearable man at dinner and think, “Somebody needs to shut him up.” The British think, “No, no, let’s give him the full amount of rope.” So this poor dude spends 40 minutes explaining crypto, peptides, and intermittent fasting. And eventually somebody says, “You do like an audience, don’t you?”
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No one has realized it yet but they are turning GTA into the Sims for streamers to do RP streams on Twitch.
The GTA 6 showcase appears to reveal a new system involving Jason and Lucia’s morality and relationship. When switching between the two characters, the UI seems to show indicators for their individual moral alignment and the current state of their relationship. If these meters are tied to player choices, they could change throughout the story depending on how you play, potentially affecting Jason and Lucia’s relationship and the direction of certain events.
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deliveroo driver knew my pin without even asking
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The funniest person on my internet recently 😭😭😭
this lady is so funny
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we need to stop with the tom holland can’t act allegations because there was about 30 minutes straight during brand new day where i was worried he needs to be on suicide watch
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This clip fries me every time it genuinely feels like it was pulled straight out of The Office 😭😭
POV: Sadie Sink when your whole friend group is about to be jobless, but you've got Jean Grey waiting at Marvel. 😭
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Mamdani changed the city man
This is just the most corporate spider man iteration there is. "Broke", "rock bottom" but living in a big ass loft with high tech machinery that could feed a family of 6 for weeks. Toby was a working photographer, delivered pizzas for a living & still couldn't make rent
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