Football Writer/Podcaster/Talking Head. Husband. Dad. Geek. Midfield playmaker enthusiast. A flamethrower of opinion, all of which are mine.

London, England
Joined October 2009
Al-hamdu lillahi Rabb il-'alamin Ar-Rahman Ar-Raheem Maliki yawmi-d-Din Iyya-ka na'budu wa iyya-ka nasta'in Ihdina-sirat al-mustaqim Sirat al-ladhina an'amta 'alai-him Ghair il-Maghdubi 'alai-him wa la-d-dallin Ameen. #WorldCup #ESP
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To me, the Ballon d'Or winner has always meant that, currently, they're the best player in the world. If the best player in the world is Harry Kane, that's mental. Yes, he scores a lot of goals (a shitload of them were penalties; 34 in the last 2.5 seasons) but I just can't have it that he's THE pinnacle of football. That he's THE ABSOLUTE BEST in the world.
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sauceless statpadding striker who bottled the world cup over both the most electrifying player in the world today and also the top scorer in every competition he played. Kane’s great, but come on…
Game’s gone
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they’ll find some ridiculous reason to deny him then as well, just like last year, just like this year. they’re not gonna allow Lamine Yamal take Ronaldo’s record as the youngest winner of the #Ballondor
We will be back next year ❤
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the Aggro Crowd Index™️ never fails! Harry Kane wins the #BallonDor for bottling the two biggest games of his life at the World Cup and statpadding against Heidenheim 😂 a complete and utter farce.
last year there were Parisians in the crowd yelling like idiots for Dembele and he won it. this year there are Londoners in the crowd yelling like idiots for Kane. let’s see. 😂
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Lamine Yamal getting booed when his highlights clip showed up. good lord what is wrong with the English crowd tonight? 😂
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Patri snubbed for one of her team-mates for the second straight year, but can’t argue that Alexia isn’t an absolute superstar and a worthy winner of the #BallondOr
A THIRD CROWN FOR LA REINA 👑 Alexia Putellas takes home the Ballon d’Or Feminin for a record-tying third time 👏
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Alexia’s English has gotten much better, eh?
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Alexia using her speech to talk about how much she loves Barcelona and her former team-mates and coach…
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1 - Alexia Putellas was involved in more goals in the 2025-26 UEFA Women's Champions League than any other player (8 goals, 6 assists). Recognition.
ALEXIA PUTELLAS! SHE DID IT! She is our 2026 Ballon d'Or winner! #ballondor
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One of Alexia Putellas or Aitana Bonmati have now won each of the last 𝐒𝐈𝐗 women's Ballons d'Or: 2021: Alexia 2022: Alexia 2023: Aitana 2024: Aitana 2025: Aitana 2026: Alexia 👑👑
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🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: All the winners have been Spanish winners so far: 🇪🇸 Men's Young Talent: Lamine Yamal. 🇪🇸 Women's Young Talent: Vicky Lopez. 🇪🇸 Men's Coach: Luis de La Fuente. 🇪🇸 Women's Coach: Pere Romeu. 🇪🇸 Men's Goalkeeper: Unai Simon. 🇪🇸 Women's Goalkeeper: Cata Coll.
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last year there were Parisians in the crowd yelling like idiots for Dembele and he won it. this year there are Londoners in the crowd yelling like idiots for Kane. let’s see. 😂
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Lamine Yamal – 3 consecutive Kopa Trophies (record) Vicky Lopez - 2 consecutive Kopa Trophies (record) 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐀! ❤
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1 - Vicky López both scored the most goals (10) and registered the most assists (9) of any teenager across the big-five women's leagues in Europe in the 2025-26 season. Deserved.
VICKY LOPEZ IS THE 2026 WOMEN’S YOUNG TALENT OF THE YEAR! ✅ 2025 ✅ 2026 Back-to-back winner. #ballondor
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"I would have liked for Cubarsí to be here. This prize should have been for him. He deserved it." Lamine Yamal after winning the Men's Young Talent of the Year award for the third year in a row ❤️
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Lamine Yamal spending his entire speech saying Pau Cubarsi should have won the award instead of him is just wonderful. they paint him as an egomaniac but he’s not at all like that. a great team-mate!
🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Lamine Yamal wins the KOPA TROPHY for the 3rd year in a row. #fcblive 🌕
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Lamine Yamal, of course, should win the Ballon d’Or tonight as well. but they’re gonna hit him with the “you’ve got many years to win it!” talk, which is true, but he should still win it now because he’s better than Kane and Mbappe. alas!
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Barça d'Or 🌕
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The 500 million Free Iron Men inventing every combo of krptonite known to man.
You have $10 to beat Superman Who you choosing?
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