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banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
Alisha Franks retweeted
WEEK 18 of #ComedyQuarantine we got @danadonly @RheaButcher @OfficiallyKetra #DaveHill @NonProfitComic @amymiller @nerd4live @jamieloftusHELP & more!
TUNE IN & TIP
M-F 7pPT / 10pET on Insta Live instagram.com/comedyquaranti…
Tips go to comics & the charity of the week @juniorhighLA!
Alisha Franks retweeted
My 4 year old son just told me he wants to donate his Easter basket to “Those people in the hospital”, lol what the fuck are they gonna do with a chocolate bunny and a Blu-Ray of Frozen 2? He’s so dumb, I hate being a father!
Alisha Franks retweeted
Got a new video for you on Aisha and Arijana on Facebook! It’s about morning people ugh! @nerd4live
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*overheard at an improv show*
Girl: "Am I drunk or is this really funny?"
Guy: "You're drunk."
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Go to our Facebook page “Aisha and Arijana” to see the rest of the video and give it a like while you’re there 😘
Alisha Franks retweeted
Yall too good to fly Spirit? Just cause you gotta get on the runway and push the plane off yourself and hop back in like a bobsled don't mean its that bad
Alisha Franks retweeted
Cher: HEY 👋 TWITTER 👀THE BREAKS WERE CUT ON MY 🚗! I AM TUMBLING UNCONTROLLABLY DOWN A ⛰INTO 🌊 PLZ 📞 the 👮!!
Alisha Franks retweeted
Cher could tweet that her house is on fire and would still include 3-5 emojis
Alisha Franks retweeted
uh actually going through life on 4-5hrs of sleep per night is a perfectly way of doing functioning for having to doing. in your living time
Alisha Franks retweeted
The thing I remember most about when I had "shame" was being bored like, a lot.

















