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Steve Bannon is one of those super close-up, ultra-detailed, way-gross illustrations that you see in a Ren & Stimpy episode.
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What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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Of course I’ve Known & Loved HER for 3 mill yrs
& Misspelled HER Name 😱😳
Sorry🌟Cyndi 👑
ya up for anything,
CRAZY AS A FOX Teensy Biatch💋🌹💝
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Waiting on @shitdeweessays to pick me up and go to @thegetupkids practice. If he shows up in a pink Geo Tracker I'm gonna freak out. #1998
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Replying to @normaljoel
@normaljoel, on contacting a busy government office: "It's like trying to get Refused tickets!"
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Friday night live in my beach front studio @johnwgrant by way of Iceland & acoustic set w/ Soul Rockers @themoodds kx935.com/show/wefoundnewmus… – at West Hollywood, CA
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Spend a rip-roaring 9 minutes with the new EP from @TheMoOdds bit.ly/YhW3T4
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one day, i will cast a spell that makes every person on earth fart one fart at the same time.
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On this day 28 years ago, my best friend @normaljoel was delivered unto Spaceship Earth to make rock & roll. I am grateful every day. <3
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something that I love to do is to show up for work 30 minutes early. that way my productivity is at it's peak when the work day starts!
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I have never stolen anything from a job ever. Except for if you count that time I stole the admiration from all my coworkers at my last job.
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Replying to @normaljoel
@normaljoel You can't start a fire without a spark… something something thinking about a donut in the dark…
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LA is kind of awesome sometimes. instagr.am/p/NPzgRVSBKi/
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me and some buds did this @goldfingermusic cover today: soundcloud.com/craigdick/que…
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#Iam not my #thoughts but the witnessing presence thereto & that my feelings are reflected # back2me as #intention. #Smile 2all from #within













