
first person i followed: @michellebranch. second person: @sportsguy33. that's me in a nutshell.
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Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over
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Based on all the people posting tits for Texas flipping blue, this is now the official hat of Blexas
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“Jim, let me tell you something, there’s going to be a whole bunch of things we don’t tell Mrs. Clinton…” was an all-time line read.
Happy Election Day to all, now please enjoy Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton making a legendary pit stop at McDonald’s during his jog.
(via @bostonradio)
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ILLINOIS BEATS OREGON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 56 YEARS 🤯
The Fighting Illini get it done at home despite being outgained in total yards.
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NEWS: FIFA confirms USA will host the first Women's Club World Cup in 2028 (no cities confirmed)
FIFA also announces that each 2027 World Cup participant will receive $2.5M in preparation money, the same as the 2026 Men's World Cup
Lafleur trying to put a 50-burger on the #bears and they're not really doing anything to stop them – at Chicago, IL
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coach ditka's passing and the bears are letting the white sox games 4 & 5 losses off the hook come Monday chicago sports radio @ESPN1000 @thescorechicago – at Chicago, IL
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womp womp. the chances were there three straight sphincter games, two at home but the magic ran out. divine power drained. sox kind of got embarrassed to tell you the truth. major league record 19ks in a 9-inning game, only to outdo themselves with a 21k game tonight... – at Chicago, IL
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maybe we ought to have had some serious starting pitching, we got shown how that made the difference
but damn was that the most fun ride in 20yrs. so glad I got to see as many games in person, bringing in new fans and reinvigorating old ones
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People that would've been a better choice than Belmont Cameli to throw the first pitch tonight for the #WhiteSox game
Frank Thomas
Hawk Harrelson
Common
Tom Skilling
Horace Grant
John Dillinger's cock
John Wayne Gacy
@MySoxSummer
Kanye West
Fan Since 1962
Mayor Richard M. Daley
Principal Kenner
Landon "Sonny" Cox
Roger Ebert's Jaw
Jesse Jackson Jr.
Al Capone
Catherine O'Leary
Jeremy Piven
@SDJfiveK
King Von
Brian Urlacher (post ass hair head)
Angel Reese
John Cangelosi
Bill Rancic





















