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Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over
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Based on all the people posting tits for Texas flipping blue, this is now the official hat of Blexas
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“Jim, let me tell you something, there’s going to be a whole bunch of things we don’t tell Mrs. Clinton…” was an all-time line read.
Happy Election Day to all, now please enjoy Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton making a legendary pit stop at McDonald’s during his jog.
(via @bostonradio)
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ILLINOIS BEATS OREGON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 56 YEARS 🤯
The Fighting Illini get it done at home despite being outgained in total yards.
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NEWS: FIFA confirms USA will host the first Women's Club World Cup in 2028 (no cities confirmed)
FIFA also announces that each 2027 World Cup participant will receive $2.5M in preparation money, the same as the 2026 Men's World Cup
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People that would've been a better choice than Belmont Cameli to throw the first pitch tonight for the #WhiteSox game
Frank Thomas
Hawk Harrelson
Common
Tom Skilling
Horace Grant
John Dillinger's cock
John Wayne Gacy
@MySoxSummer
Kanye West
Fan Since 1962
Mayor Richard M. Daley
Principal Kenner
Landon "Sonny" Cox
Roger Ebert's Jaw
Jesse Jackson Jr.
Al Capone
Catherine O'Leary
Jeremy Piven
@SDJfiveK
King Von
Brian Urlacher (post ass hair head)
Angel Reese
John Cangelosi
Bill Rancic
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Some of us knew this was coming back in March when Team Italy, led in part by Kyle Teel and Sam Antonacci, beat the US in the WBC. nytimes.com/athletic/7108265…
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FINAL: White Sox 4, Guardians 3
Chicago still hasn’t lost this postseason and takes both games in Cleveland. Rookie Braden Montgomery’s two-run double gave the White Sox the lead, and their pitching again was enough.
The White Sox can clinch an ALCS berth at home Wednesday.
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The @whitesox are headed back to Chicago up 2-0 and have two chances to advance to the ALCS in front of the home crowd.
Rate Field is going to be insane.
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Amazing. Simply amazing.
#WhiteSox fans have been waiting to be nervous during a playoff game for five years and they were rewarded again.
There’s nothing like feeling like you want to puke one second and then getting the ecstasy the next second.
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BRADEN MONTGOMERY COMES UP CLUTCH FOR THE WHITE SOX HITTING A GO-AHEAD TWO-RUN DOUBLE WITH TWO OUTS 💪
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