ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: waiting for the incorrect come back of the century while eating my brownies and playing on the switch-
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
tom holland peter parker: mr stark! i—
tony, without looking: miles?
peter: huh?
tony, looking at peter’s (lack of) lips: WHITE miles?
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
peter: hey, i made a song about fossil fuels
tony: let me hear it.
peter, singing: oil i want for christmas is you
tony: you're not eating with us on christmas eve
[ @deeyyybb ]
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
got milk bitch? 🥛🍼😶 got beef? 😠👊🥩got steak ho? got cheese?👀🧀 grade 🅰️ ho, not lean 😳❌ got me a1, sauce please 😫 these heifers got nothin’ on me 💁♀️ steaks high, 🥩⬆️need a side of collard greens 🥗ca💲h 💰🤑💸 rules everything 🌎🔁 around me 😋 ice cream🍦😛
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
Steve: hey Peter have you seen your dad?
Peter: ⁿᵒ. ᵇᵘᵗ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ, ᴵ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ.
Peter: [wheezes slightly]
Tony: [breaking down the door and holding a first aid kit] ARE YOU OKAY? WHO HURT YOU? CAN YOU BREATHE, HOW MANT FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
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ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
peter: ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵘʸ ᵐʸ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ
tony: what, why?
peter, tearing up:ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ˢᵖᵃⁿᶦˢʰ ᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ
tony, handing over his debit cards: say no more—
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
hey everybody, today steve dropped me again, so im starting a kickstarter to put him down, the benefits of killing him would be I would get dropped way less
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
peter and miles: ʷᵒʷ ᵈᵃᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ᵈᵃᵈ ᶜᵃⁿ ʷᵉ ʰᵃⁿᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵈᵃᵈ ᵈᵃᵈ ʰᵉᵉ ʰᵉᵉ
kamala and riri: WE'RE OUT OF FUCKING REESES PUFFS
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
Peter: ˢᵗᵘᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ??? ᴹᵒʳᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᵀᵁᴰᴱᴺᵀ⁻ᴰʸᴵᴺᴳ ᵃᵐ ᴵ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ?? ᴴᵃʰᵃʰᵃ
Ned: ᴬʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒᵏᵃʸ?
Peter: ᴵ’ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵃʷᵃᵏᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ³³ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ.
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
The whole Incorrect /aa universe or Earth 420-69 is like a soap opera, comedy and action movie mixed together.
Theres love, Hydra Attacks and Kidnappings. Theres so many Tony's, Steves's and Buckys. Then the Lesbian Gang is just everything, badass, smart, amazing.
Its amazing
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
(( y’all read this pls:
hey guys im gonna hc softni as filipino, because im more comfortable with it as im filipino myself. I just feel better if the character I play is just like me, as I get really uncomfortable being a white character. I hope y’all are ok with this :/
ᴵ'ᵐ Peter ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ retweeted
50 rts and @Aristotlx will tattoo this on her ass



















