@procdaddy

my sentiments kinda sorta. part time yearner.

 Arkansas, USA
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Wish you knew your flaws were just a shift in perception away from them being a gift
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
greg
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you could not waterboard this information out of me
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When someone asks me if I speak Spanish, and I hit em with the : si
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Our President’s tweets are getting so long that we need TMZ to recap them.
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Donald Trump produced one of the most unhinged tweets in social media history… and while it’s hilarious, it’s also terrifying. 😳
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If your haters don’t hate you as much as China hates Kylian Mbappé, you’re not living up to your potential
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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A Connor McDavid point was -750 tonight, and well he gets a point on the first Oilers goal. Unreal what this man is doing right now.
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José Mourinho's first ever talk with Harry Kane. This was already a great video at the time. Now, it has just become an all-timer. EVERY line is gold.
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Bro is live tweeting a replay
big boy boucher 🍕@abendytendy15h
holy shit less than 3 minutes into the 2nd and both of our 2nd pairing d men have been shot dead in the middle of the ice im so fucking sure
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Come on and make me whole Walk On Water by Gore. (2026) songport.link/t/gore-walk-on…
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Having a brain that literally never shuts off is freaking exhausting and I need it to stop!¡¡
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No way, we got new Blindspott! One of my favorite Aussie numetal bands. Stitches by Blindspott (2026) songport.link/t/blindspott-s…
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We'll be dead by dawn, but we'll rise again Buried Underneath by Young Medicine (2026) songport.link/t/young-medici…
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Women who empower other women fuck better
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Sobriety is basically torture in this timeline
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I know it’s not that you can’t admit what you did Oh, you’re always innocent lie suicide by elijah (2026) songport.link/t/elijah-lie-s…
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I've spent my whole life waiting To watch the darkness fade away Return to Nothing by What Lies Below (2026) songport.link/t/what-lies-be…
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Can I ever come back? /reality by BLIND8 (2026) songport.link/t/blind8-reali…
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Holy **** @polyphia 🔥 LET THERE BE LIGHT by Polyphia (2026) songport.link/t/polyphia-let…
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Stan @standatlantic SO COOL by Stand Atlantic (2026) songport.link/t/stand-atlant…
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I need @apple to make AirPods that never run out of battery already.
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