@procdaddy

my sentiments kinda sorta. part time yearner.

 Arkansas, USA
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Joined April 2008
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I hate pumpkin guts
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John retweeted
lee CBUS@loveee4lee18h
olive garden breadsticks are so good i’m gonna use one as a dildo
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When someone asks me if I speak Spanish, and I hit em with the : si
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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José Mourinho's first ever talk with Harry Kane. This was already a great video at the time. Now, it has just become an all-timer. EVERY line is gold.
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Having a brain that literally never shuts off is freaking exhausting and I need it to stop!¡¡
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Women who empower other women fuck better
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Sometimes changing your life starts with changing who you give access to it.
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happy 27 years to make yourself by incubus, an album filled with SO many bangers that hold up
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I don’t even masturbate with my left hand, but I trust it entirely to drive a car.
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Sometimes you have to let people go so they can find someone worse than you.
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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I would like for AI to die
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Follow you in a moonlight following the sunlight kinda way.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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T@BellahJosieOct 25
your whole existence is poetry
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You’ll never hate anyone more than the previous owners of the home you bought
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John retweeted
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@Asensii20Oct 25
WHAT A GOAL FROM LAMINE YAMAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Lamine Yamal in El Clasico: 0 goals 0 assists 0 chances created 0 big chances created 0 shots on target 0 key passes 0 accurate crosses Cardio.
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