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|ælfie/wynn|30|brown Jew|bi nb transfem|she/her|brain damaged communist|High Priestess of the Cult of Reason|Left Marxist/Freudo-Hegelian|

Joined September 2013
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Angel is correct though. In fact, in the perfect world "the land" would belong to humanity, and be operated by World Republic's administration of things.
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i got recognized at papa johns and the cashier asked me "the usual?"
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Oot somehow still being a speedrunner’s wet dream in remake is hilarious
the absolute state of ocarina of time speedrunning
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"Begin a gradual phase-out of nuclear power"
🇫🇷 FLASH - LFI a dévoilé le programme de Jean-Luc Mélenchon pour la présidentielle de 2027. Parmi les propositions : - Autoriser jusqu’à 3 jours d’arrêt maladie autodéclaré, sans consulter de médecin. - Accorder 7 jours de congé après le décès d’un ami. - Porter le SMIC à 1.700€ net par mois, soit une hausse de 220€. - Ramener l’âge de départ à la retraite de 64 à 60 ans, avec une retraite à taux plein après 40 années de cotisation. - Réduire progressivement la durée du travail à 32 heures par semaine. - Instaurer un service écologique obligatoire de 9 mois pour les moins de 25 ans, rémunéré au SMIC. - Faire rembourser les soins à 100% par la Sécurité sociale. - Prendre en charge les séances de psychothérapie des moins de 26 ans. - Fixer un plafond de 12 millions d’euros pour les héritages. - Augmenter les APL de 10% pour aider à payer les loyers. - Bloquer les prix de certains produits essentiels afin de limiter les hausses excessives. - Revaloriser les salaires des fonctionnaires. - Garantir un revenu minimum aux jeunes grâce à une allocation. - Proposer aux étudiants des repas à 1€. - Limiter à 1 pour 20 l’écart entre les rémunérations au sein d’une même entreprise. - Soumettre les aides publiques aux entreprises à des engagements sociaux et écologiques. - Rétablir l’ISF afin d’accroître l’imposition des grandes fortunes. - Mettre en place la taxe Zucman pour taxer davantage les milliardaires. - Répartir l’impôt sur le revenu en 14 tranches pour augmenter la contribution des plus riches. - Engager une sortie progressive du nucléaire. - Atteindre une production d’électricité issue à 100% des énergies renouvelables d’ici 2060. - Interdire les vols entre 23h et 6h. - Suspendre les zones à faibles émissions (ZFE), qui restreignent la circulation des véhicules les plus polluants dans certaines villes. - Passer de la Ve à la VIe République en donnant davantage de pouvoir aux citoyens. - Supprimer le 49.3, qui permet au gouvernement de faire adopter un texte sans vote. - Intensifier la lutte contre les discriminations, notamment au sein de la police. - Reconnaître comme crime d’État le massacre des Algériens du 17 octobre 1961. - Renégocier les traités européens et refuser l’application de certaines règles européennes jugées incompatibles avec le programme. - Quitter progressivement le commandement militaire intégré de l’OTAN. - Soutenir la création d’un État palestinien aux côtés d’Israël.
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I remember he posted a rant years ago about his wife’s doctor telling her to ease up on having so many babies so closely together because it’s not good for you and he chalked this up to a liberal conspiracy
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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me leaving the function with robert pattinson up my ass
They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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Colossal squid vs sperm whale is genuinely coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
Since we never seen how it goes, I feel like the whole thing about how "the spermwhale never loses against the squid" probably defaults to this
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There are too many “feel good” Christmas movies, I need more evil Christmas movies. Something like Eyes Wide Shut
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I genuinely think police safety should inherently be secondary to civilian safety, and that they shouldnt even be allowed to carry around lethal weapons unless they have specific training and a bunch of experience on the job Cus no civilian should ever die cus a cop "got scared"
College Lacrosse Player Shot 5 Times by Cops While Escaping Knife Wielding Brother
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Tell that to Jonathan Frakes
Replying to @giamattihead
Ryker is not gay
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bug hall saying he finally has an heir now that he has a son but begging for money to raise him and all those daughters they had first, man heir to what exactly? the venmo login?
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big dick bottoms are so cute like aww you got all that dick but don’t wanna use it #adorable
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this noble savage gimmick in the comments is so annoying
"The right place for an infant is at the nursery, not in the tundra.", Soviet poster, 1967
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hey be honest do you think i'm manipulative? please don't say i'm manipulative or i'll kill myself.
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Are the muppets biased to the left? Of course. That was the point of Sesame Street, as I discuss in my book: amazon.com/Primetime-Propaga…
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a proper marxist, in discussions with the average set of anarchists, will spend time defending anarchism from the anarchists, while a proper anarchist, in discussions with the average set of marxists; will spend time defending marxism from the marxists!!
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Replicating studies revealing that HS students would more or less stop having car accidents if school started later
Even before getting into the awful curriculum or teachers, the school schedule itself is abusive. Waking up at 6:30 AM to be at school by 7:30 and in class by 8 is insane. No child wakes up naturally at that time. This is damaging their brain.
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if you watch clips of actors recording va lines, you'll notice that classically trained actors will have a ton of movement and expression in their body while speaking, meanwhile most voice only actors will rarely move at all. i genuinely believe this affects the line delivery.
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There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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