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teequilaagent

@queefsweatt

Birth & Postpartum Doula | Newborn Care Specialist | Sleep Training Specialist | I follow black women and birth workers | instagram: tianasymone . ♋️🖤🪄🌈

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Joined December 2010
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Twitter, I can now provide services for both prenatal and postpartum mothers. I am now a Newborn Care Specialist as well as a Birth Doula💜.
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Chomper was so cute in traptastic last night
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You’re not a real waffle lover if you’re opposed to blueberry waffles
Efe (@EfeTheeGreat) profile pictureEfe@EfeTheeGreat19h
You're not a real sex lover if you're opposed to casual sex.
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goodaz.@tsunamitajOct 31
Hey so this is still a parenting issue
bukky (@ickyvicky______) profile picturebukky@ickyvicky______Oct 30
I used to blame parenting on a lot of issues surrounding poorly behaved children until I became a teacher. There are parents that don’t even see their children because they are working 2-3 jobs to make both ends meet and those kids end up being raised by the streets
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@hlovo_Oct 31
They don’t make white boys like this anymore. All they do now is be racist on stream.
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 30
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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You ask for last/family names BEFORE you start fw someone. Yall move too quick 😭
MECCA (@iH8Meccavellii) profile pictureMECCA
@iH8MeccavelliiOct 30
If you come from a big black family, you really do need to be asking who your people is before you start dating somebody🫪😂 you mess around and be dating and your cousin and didn’t even know
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Makes and agrees to plans that you will explain why you dont want to do it
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I tell you what, I’m just not making any plans next years. Everything just going to have to be in the moment
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Just shutting the fuck up this time.
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Nvm. For Halloween I will be a lone tweaker .
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@The_ChidimmaOct 30
She’s taking a break from the real baby, not the one in the stroller
TYN❥ (@talizo07) profile pictureTYN❥
@talizo07Oct 29
A guy in my office said he and his wife "both get breaks from the baby when overwhelmed" he said "i go for a drive to clear my head, she goes to Target to clear hers" i asked "where's the baby when she goes to Target?....
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Zion 🇸🇩@afroanalyticOct 30
And who you think taught em? Don’t leave that out
🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 (@ManishLife_Ty) profile picture🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰
@ManishLife_TyOct 29
I know they’re not trying to do what I think they are… 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Lo que me pide mi cuerpo mientras menstrúo sabiendo que si respiro mal me cago encima
Tendencias Arg 🇦🇷 (@Tendencias_Argy) profile pictureTendencias Arg 🇦🇷
@Tendencias_ArgyOct 28
"PARO CARDIACO" Porque crearon una hamburguesa que usa hamburguesas de panes.
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I brought an air mattress bag in my grandmas house, and she was fussing at me to not carry heavy things cause she wants more great grandchildren. She has 13 of them btw (I have no kids). & the bag wasn’t even heavy
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My dad has a steel plate in his jaw. Still be fucking around . Scorpio (derogatory)
damilọ́la🧃 (@damiswago1) profile picturedamilọ́la🧃
@damiswago1Oct 28
Having sex with people in relationships can actually get you killed.
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Paprika - crushed dried red peppers Cayenne - crushed dried hot chili peppers
dej (@truelikedejavu) profile picturedej@truelikedejavuOct 29
so cayenne and paprika not the same thing ?
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$age@g59sageeOct 28
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Y’all going to boo me if I say you can’t be in love and still be sexually attracted to other people 🌚
Phantasy (@fw_phantasy) profile picturePhantasy
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How the fuck you in love & cheating
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The most air sign shit I’ve seen it a min
desire (@briiyehh) profile picturedesire@briiyehhOct 29
time to cut my hair, I’m over that nigga
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“Tit for tat is bad” crowd.
M. (@blndvnt) profile pictureM.@blndvntOct 28
how people react when you start treating them the exact way they treat you
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