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Birth & Postpartum Doula | Newborn Care Specialist | Sleep Training Specialist | I follow black women and birth workers | instagram: tianasymone . ♋️🖤🪄🌈

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Joined December 2010
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My apartment:
Went to a party last night that was shoes-off but all good for smoking inside.
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Hey so this is still a parenting issue
I used to blame parenting on a lot of issues surrounding poorly behaved children until I became a teacher. There are parents that don’t even see their children because they are working 2-3 jobs to make both ends meet and those kids end up being raised by the streets
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They don’t make white boys like this anymore. All they do now is be racist on stream.
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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She’s taking a break from the real baby, not the one in the stroller
A guy in my office said he and his wife "both get breaks from the baby when overwhelmed" he said "i go for a drive to clear my head, she goes to Target to clear hers" i asked "where's the baby when she goes to Target?....
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And who you think taught em? Don’t leave that out
I know they’re not trying to do what I think they are… 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Lo que me pide mi cuerpo mientras menstrúo sabiendo que si respiro mal me cago encima
"PARO CARDIACO" Porque crearon una hamburguesa que usa hamburguesas de panes.
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Eu comendo o mesmo sabor de sorvete desde os meus 7 anos
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she clearly noticed a shift and wanted reassurance, if you cannot provide that dont console her and tell her the truth. this is literally gaslighting.
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Wakingupinthemorningthinkingboutsomanythingssss
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i did that because i’m insane, next question.
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how it feels to be on your period
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songs I would play around people
What does JayZ have over Eminem??
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He perform this at the super bowl nobody will surpass him ever in ranks
I’m Probably In The Minority But If He Perform This, I Might Lose It 🔥⛽️
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Replying to @DC7385KP
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Replying to @RetiredDragger
Got that spark she looking for lol
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Why would you order this to begin with
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Black women will put shea butter up yo ass if you let em (complimentary)
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finally did it 🥳
i wanna make those snack plates w the eggs and shit on it but i want it raw onions, banana peppers, oysters and more. like i know that plate so funky and good
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not now sweetie, mommy is busy analyzing the situation from multiple perspectives
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