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Joined December 2013
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the first like 10 70° days should be designated days off of work to day drink
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rach retweeted
I didn't realize that this was the transition we were supposed to make. I feel like a terrible parent for not knowing this.
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I know The Pitt doesn’t drop helicopters on its doctors like ER or blow them up like Grey’s Anatomy but this mfer gotta go
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rach retweeted
when i say “i miss him” i don’t mean my ex, i mean rafael barba in svu
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I can’t believe people are comparing Trump to Satan.  Yes, he’s evil, but he’s certainly not as evil as Trump.
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i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate
When she sends you a breakup text and you see this mf:
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There is no grief quite like “oh I would have loved to talk about this with you.”
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rach retweeted
“don’t borrow grief from the future” might just change my brain chemistry if I let it sit long enough
don’t borrow grief from the future babe everything is going to work out the way it’s meant to
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Imagine getting mad about this and still thinking you’re a good person
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You’ll already be having a bad day then here come some man mentioning sexual shit
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That sucks
i don’t eat/drink the following: - coffee (never had in my life) - alcohol - sparkling water - candy or really any sweets - energy drinks - fried foods - seafood (yes, that means no sushi) - pork - burgers - cookies or sugary pastries (esp. no icing) - soda - chips/snacks
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My problem is, even platonically, I want to tell people how excited I am to be around them lmao but people get so weird with earnest and genuine expressions of emotions. People aren't interacting earnestly with people because they're scared they'll look corny.
a lot of ppl are very bad at flirting bc everyone wants to be cool instead of being expressive. this isn’t even totally their faults tho bc we’ve cultivated a surveillance state where intimate flirty moments with someone can be broadcasted to millions of ppl
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they should invent a day where i don’t wonder why
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maybe drink some water and delete that text you were gonna send
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