Be wary of the quiet ones. I'm not that. I like light rain and long walks with my smart watch off because I don't need two phones harassing me all the time.
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Joined December 2012
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Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I think each day I’m gonna do a S/O to help people gain followers!
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
She took the midnight train.. just to get the fuck away from you.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I'm gonna bake cookies but out raisins on them instead of chocolate chips, securing my place in Hell
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
I had to buy rope and duct tape today.
I added a bible to it, so I wouldn't look "creepy"
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
*Man inventing pockets in trousers*
Women should never wield this kind of power.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
Woke up naked in the forest next to a bloody deer carcass the morning after a full moon again. Weird.
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And God said: "Come forth and receive eternal life".
I came in fifth, but won some great parting gifts!
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
If you ever feel like you aren't good enough just remember, Johnny Ramone could barely play the guitar
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
Consider the lilies of the field;
They toil not, and while you’re doing that, I will be over here going through your stuff.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit retweeted
Doing the Heimlich maneuver on random people at the grocery store.
