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started selling my infinite draft backlog on manapool. Happy to ship to anywhere in the contiguous US :) manapool.com/shop/rocketman
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this trade has howie roseman written all over it. Able to turn a prolific bust into a solid vet with great locker room presence
🇺🇸 BREAKING: Speculation suggests that U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) may leave the GOP to join the Democrats, while U.S. Senator John Fetterman (D-Pennsylvania) may leave the Democrats to join the GOP.
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🇺🇸 BREAKING: Speculation suggests that U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) may leave the GOP to join the Democrats, while U.S. Senator John Fetterman (D-Pennsylvania) may leave the Democrats to join the GOP.
this has not been my year for fantasy dog. my teams are straight falling apart dude. how much more sadness can Lamar Jackson bring me
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If an autistic person doesn’t like you, they won’t usually come out and say it. They will just go and tell people you are bad at whatever niche hobby or game you both enjoy
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The elites won’t talk about it, but one of the only remaining jobs post AGI will be professional TCG player. never stop grinding, and if anyone tries to argue you are wasting your time, just remember that 30 years from now you will be in the .001%
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at an extremely frustrating phase in my life right now. I feel like my development in my professional, personal, and competitive outlets are majorly stalling and the fire that keeps me going is starting to really die down. Any advice? depression has been keeping me down
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this guy is moving like a kids next door villain
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this is probably the hardest political text I’ve ever received. I don’t know what the intent was here but it makes Shapiro look like a fucking beast
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How it’s gonna feel to wake up at 9 o’clock Sunday just to watch the Eagles go 3 and out 50 times
every post I see from this fucking guy he thinks he has big brained something that sounds really stupid to anyone in the know. his post about how lands should use the stack still lives in my head rent free
Almost every team still runs the ball way too much in the nfl btw
Passing still gets way more average yards per attempt and has much higher EPA
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one of my all time favorite “scary moments” living in Ucity was one time buddy and I were walking back from the cinemark very late and some dude stopped us at 40th and market, opened up his jacket (thought we were cooked here) and then asked if we wanted any weed.
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no bigger way to slur one of your opponents at a magic event than to ask them if they are gonna LTQ tomorrow. just no hope in them to even sniff day 2
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Card shows in 2026:
-1 out of every 3 tables rolling dice gambling the entire show
-AI slop banners on literally every table
-Whatnot streamers asking to buy your entire case/binder at 80% every 5 minutes
-vendors trying to dump all their illiquid inventory onto newer vendors
-local scalper with mountains of sealed product and 1,000 NeeDohs for some reason
-gambling wheels + mystery packs every 10 feet
-every table has a “BUYING UP TO 90%” sign (you’re getting 70%)
-“what are you asking on it?” followed immediately by “what’s your lowest?”
Incredible scenes
