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Video guy

Glasgow
Joined October 2012
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Gary McLellan retweeted
bought the rian johnson camera app and took some pics of bullshit
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Grandma understood the assignment. Stay ready
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Gary McLellan retweeted
Next friday when i dont get a sniff of a presale code:
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Gary McLellan retweeted
STOP ASKING YOUR WIFE "HOW WAS YOUR DAY" she will say "fine" every single time replace it with this instead: “analyze your day and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”
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Come on Scotland vote for independence. I know you can do it.
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Gary McLellan retweeted
I am a little disapointed with the story line of @bbceastenders with poor old Ian banged up with the serial killer. Bearing in mind his offence there is no way he would be banged up with that guy. @bbceastenders
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Gary McLellan retweeted
You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.
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Gary McLellan retweeted
ASDA make your own pizza down to weekends only… country on its arse
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Incredible things are happening all around us
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This is 100% true. Obsession with England is the reason for Scotland failure. I visited a top academy in Scotland and instead of training sessions and gym, the players just watched England fail compilations all day. When asked to explain, the coaches just said “Fuck England.”
Scotland used to have it all, in football terms. Had the Ballon d'Or been in operation since the formation of association football in the 1860s, and was always global, it would be a three-way race between Scotland, Brazil and Argentina for the most number of wins over the years. The likes of Nick Ross and Alex James mean little to modern supporters, but these were amongst the best players in world football in the early 20th century. But a decades-long obsession with England and a reluctance to engage with the game's growing internationalism has cost them dearly. They are the biggest underachievers in world football. 📝 @zonal_marking bit.ly/4vuWC2B
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Gary McLellan retweeted
hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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Gary McLellan retweeted
this but a showing of Dead Man’s Shoes with middle aged blokes doing the ‘you’re right there’ scene.
Micheal Jackson fans are going WILD in the theaters. 😭😭
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Gary McLellan retweeted
garlic
Have you got any idea which vegetable is this?
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Gary McLellan retweeted
No fucking way
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Gary McLellan retweeted
Toe tapper
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Gary McLellan retweeted
Michael, this is Joel Mvuka. He’s a winger who’s flamed out at Lorient and his buy option wasn’t picked up by Young Boys, he’s scored 10 league goals his entire career. His defect is he has failed multiple medicals. This guy should play for Aberdeen, but we can get him for £3m.
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Gary McLellan retweeted
Just watched some family guys. Peter griffin is hilarious. Haha. Shapoppi
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Gary McLellan retweeted
Still my favorite video of the last however many years. Watch it once a week
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"If you eat the millky way's and bounty's in a box of Celebrations, you're a cuck. Are you really going to sit there and let your brother-in-law eat all the maltesers?"
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Gary McLellan retweeted
“Some things are bigger than darts”
I was at Ally Pally for the darts today.. I had conversation with another dad that absolutely broke me, a year on from him losing his daughter. Perspective hits hard sometimes. Some things are bigger than darts. Wish I could message him thinking of ya mate x
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