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A United fan through and through. I say it how I see it. Disagree all you want, idc.

Jaipur, India.
Joined July 2024
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I know this is going to be a long thread, but here's what I really think of Bruno Fernandes. I say a lot of things in the heat of the moment, especially when United are frustrating me, but this is my honest take on him as a player and what I think makes him so special.
A backstabber of the highest order. Carrick gave him every possible opportunity to succeed, and the moment he got his first chance, he kicked Carrick in the nuts. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting your very own- NO ACCOUNTABILITY MAN UNITED CAPTAIN. The Rat. 🐀 Bruno Fernandes
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Finally!! A positive this season for United. A midfield capable of blocking off cutbacks. Andrey Santos in particular doing very well in defensive transitions - @sjatfkb
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Lisandro Martinez has been the worst player in the Premier League so far this season. He’s now been the main man responsible for United dropping points in three matches, and his latest embarrassment at Stamford Bridge on Saturday came in three instalments. Quite why Martinez is playing so badly is up for debate, but this can’t go on. Manchester United can’t field a player who is constantly costing them with errors that, more than anything else, look like his heart isn’t in it. 📝 @Zonal_Marking on the issue with Martinez. 🔗 nyti.ms/4ks6sQ4
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my club is dying in front of me and dickheads in this fanbase have time for stan wars and justifying shit performances from players they stan
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Is this there backup keeper???
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Mbeumo deserved that. One of the only ones on the pitch giving 100% in every phase of play
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The reason we don’t believe in this club is cause we know the necessary change won’t happen. The necessary change is carrick goes but so does most of this squad. That starts now, You banish Martinez and gut out anyone who wants out in jan. But that requires £ & good decisions lol
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Lisandro Martinez should never put on a manchester united shirt again. 2 years ago they drop kicked Rashford out, you should now do the same and get him gone in January.
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Again I say, if PSG come knocking, Yoro is going. Why would he stay? He’s too good for the championship ffs (if I don’t laugh I’ll cry). But realistically he should be in European comps every year. Mendes knows that. We sit 2 points off 20th right now with every team below us having to play still. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Just how I see things developing.
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Replying to @joeladejola
Then his 1st yelllow card demonstrated perfectly why he doesn’t have the defensive or mental minerals to play as a LB either
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You do realise leave a full toss is considered a sin. You’d be called a pussy for doing that. Also, you guys need gloves to catch a much softer ball lol.
“cricket is harder than baseball” tell a cricket player to hit that 😭😭😭
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still baffling how we always treat academy graduates like this, only to regret it later. rated or not, he hasn’t had a sniff this season, and given our left-back situation, it’s nuts.
🚨 Harry Amass has joined Unique Sports Group as a client before the January transfer window. The 19-year-old defender is expected to leave Man United in January after limited first-team appearances. #MUFC
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You’re not fooling me this time bro
Preparations for Chelsea are go 👊
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Dalot Maguire Martinez Shaw unbeaten in last 1538 days
Replying to @RonnLennon
More mental is that Dalot, Maguire, Martinez & Shaw have a 62% win rate tbh.
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The shambles of recruitment at certain clubs revealed in latest report by the always excellent @CIES_Football who have calculated the appreciation or decrease in player signings since they joined their clubs (excludes academy players).
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Because he stayed disciplined
Neymar’s only crime was existing in Messi’s era cos tell me how “ Harry Kane” has a ballon dor and Neymar doesn’t ?
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🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Alexia Putellas is the first and only player in history, male or female, to win the Ballon d’Or after an ACL injury.
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Baseballs are thrown (not allowed in cricket) hence more force generation. Pitcher is also 6 feet closer to the hitter in baseball than the respective comparison in cricket. Brett Lee was hitting 95-97mph regularly with a heavier ball with 6 feet further to travel.
I tell ya those extra 15 grams make a world of difference
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Idk how that’s a red, not sure how you want a player to react when a geezer has deliberately gone in with imposing intent. The tackle locks Downman’s ankle in, could’ve fucked up, and Downman gave a little shove, rightly or wrongly, cause his ankle is locked in there
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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