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A United fan through and through. I say it how I see it. Disagree all you want, idc.

Jaipur, India.
Joined July 2024
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Clap_Calp retweeted
Exactly...seeing all these complaints about our players Brighton have 34yo Dunk in their back line and kept a clean sheet away to City Anybody want to bring Dunk here? There are NOT 16 better squads that us in the PL How we USE our players is one of our main problems...
You don't have players, but Bournemouth have players. Brighton sold you a ground eater and kept a 35-year-old in their midfield. At Manchester United, Gross and his age will be why we can't play football. Comedy!
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Clap_Calp retweeted
Big ups the Bermuda Triangle 🐝🍒🌊 #BrentfordFC #AFCB #BHAFC
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Clap_Calp retweeted
Fckin hell if this was Lammens tho
Zion Suzuki drops Alex Iwobi's corner and Fulham are level! 🫨
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For me, Emery is one of the best “the whole is greater than the sum of its parts” managers out there. The things he’s accomplished in his career with some players everyone considered absolutely washed or mid, is just incredible to me. Still has a lot to prove at the pinnacle of the sport though, but I think he’s learned so much from his arsenal and PSG stints. I have a lot of respect for him in today’s managerial landscape and whether he stays at Villa, or takes another job, I think he stands a great chance of even more success.
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Hold tight big dawg. We will get you better teammates and coach
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Clap_Calp retweeted
Works his bollocks off, one of only 3 players in our squad ill defend, can tell he’s pissed off.
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Finally!! A positive this season for United. A midfield capable of blocking off cutbacks. Andrey Santos in particular doing very well in defensive transitions - @sjatfkb
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Lisandro Martinez has been the worst player in the Premier League so far this season. He’s now been the main man responsible for United dropping points in three matches, and his latest embarrassment at Stamford Bridge on Saturday came in three instalments. Quite why Martinez is playing so badly is up for debate, but this can’t go on. Manchester United can’t field a player who is constantly costing them with errors that, more than anything else, look like his heart isn’t in it. 📝 @Zonal_Marking on the issue with Martinez. 🔗 nyti.ms/4ks6sQ4
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Clap_Calp retweeted
my club is dying in front of me and dickheads in this fanbase have time for stan wars and justifying shit performances from players they stan
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Is this there backup keeper???
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Clap_Calp retweeted
Mbeumo deserved that. One of the only ones on the pitch giving 100% in every phase of play
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Clap_Calp retweeted
The reason we don’t believe in this club is cause we know the necessary change won’t happen. The necessary change is carrick goes but so does most of this squad. That starts now, You banish Martinez and gut out anyone who wants out in jan. But that requires £ & good decisions lol
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Clap_Calp retweeted
Lisandro Martinez should never put on a manchester united shirt again. 2 years ago they drop kicked Rashford out, you should now do the same and get him gone in January.
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Again I say, if PSG come knocking, Yoro is going. Why would he stay? He’s too good for the championship ffs (if I don’t laugh I’ll cry). But realistically he should be in European comps every year. Mendes knows that. We sit 2 points off 20th right now with every team below us having to play still. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Just how I see things developing.
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Clap_Calp retweeted
Replying to @joeladejola
Then his 1st yelllow card demonstrated perfectly why he doesn’t have the defensive or mental minerals to play as a LB either
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Clap_Calp retweeted
You do realise leave a full toss is considered a sin. You’d be called a pussy for doing that. Also, you guys need gloves to catch a much softer ball lol.
“cricket is harder than baseball” tell a cricket player to hit that 😭😭😭
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still baffling how we always treat academy graduates like this, only to regret it later. rated or not, he hasn’t had a sniff this season, and given our left-back situation, it’s nuts.
🚨 Harry Amass has joined Unique Sports Group as a client before the January transfer window. The 19-year-old defender is expected to leave Man United in January after limited first-team appearances. #MUFC
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Clap_Calp retweeted
You’re not fooling me this time bro
Preparations for Chelsea are go 👊
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Dalot Maguire Martinez Shaw unbeaten in last 1538 days
Replying to @RonnLennon
More mental is that Dalot, Maguire, Martinez & Shaw have a 62% win rate tbh.
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