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Good thing I bought a 55 inch 4K HD TV, so I have something to listen to while I watch my 5 inch phone.
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Good news I’ve developed a vaccine against likes and retweets and it seems to be working
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I'd wash my car, but I'm afraid that dirt might be the only thing holding it together.
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My girlfriend likes to ask me what I want for dinner and sometimes I get the answer right
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Some names immediately go out of style like one day people just said we’re done using the name Loraine.
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Your call is important to us, please continue to hold. Or not. Honestly, we don’t give a shit.
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First things first; I’m starting a 3 day juice cleanse today so my tweets will continue to be the trash, just angrier trash.











