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Jack D

@sharpular

caught in time

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Joined April 2012
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Good news I’ve developed a vaccine against likes and retweets and it seems to be working
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*carries wine box around like a briefcase*
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Haha whatever next you’ll probably try to tell me that Australians are real lmao
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Reply guys for sale ... buy 1 get 10 for free.
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Quick ... how do you lose 40 lbs in 3 days.
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Idk who needs to hear this, but fire on the mountain run boys run
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The mall reopened today, but I don’t have any Bath & Body coupons so I’m not going.
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I'd wash my car, but I'm afraid that dirt might be the only thing holding it together.
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*makes fort out of wine boxes*
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Wait, Maine is an actual real place? I thought Stephen King made that up.
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My girlfriend likes to ask me what I want for dinner and sometimes I get the answer right
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Some names immediately go out of style like one day people just said we’re done using the name Loraine.
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Your call is important to us, please continue to hold. Or not. Honestly, we don’t give a shit.
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First things first; I’m starting a 3 day juice cleanse today so my tweets will continue to be the trash, just angrier trash.
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Life is too absurd to be taken seriously.
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I bet Gwyneth Paltrow's children are terrified of Mother's Day.
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"One box of murder hornets, please. And yes, it's a gift."
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Make no mistake, when things return to "normal", the moat around my house stays.
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my gynecologist is doing zoom office visits so now i’m adding cam girl to my resume.
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[Broke Bitch 101] *uses perfume sample from a mag* Them: You smell good, what is that? Me: It’s called “Page 15”.
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