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mich-elle

@shellaneous

i put words into people’s mouths

 hk/ ldn
Joined February 2018
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i am consistently the luckiest girl in the world if i ever die im thanking god on my knees for such a beautiful life
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the art of saying them anyway
$ (@jxtsummer) profile picture$@jxtsummerOct 30
the art of Ieaving things unsaid because saying them won’t change a thing
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i want to stop missing people but i listened to empire state of mind part ii and thought a beloved oomf of sadie and i - mya @betscrables
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I got a C in A-Level Maths and made it, you’ll be there soon
big gyal gina (@shilohrunsyouu) profile picturebig gyal gina@shilohrunsyouuOct 29
tried canary wharf gimmick yesterday👌👌👌life after getting A* in a level maths inshallah
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Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: Laura Kuenssberg has revealed a Government Minister may have wanted a threesome with her after she arrived for an interview in his hotel room to find him on the bed shirtless with his partner waiting "It was very uncomfortable"
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oomfs i will open your eyes in chinatown
salem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ (@salemscrucible) profile picturesalem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ@salemscrucibleOct 30
i wish that there was a sweet soup. like a dessert soup
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i don’t even walk in hk but i walk in london and i would like to change that the next time i come back
𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒 (@of__rasha) profile picture𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒@of__rashaOct 30
홍콩 길거리가 이런 식으로 내 눈에는 다 영화처럼 보여서 하루에 이만보씩 걸음
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for secret santa i’m going to give my boss the liz truss book
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writing some former leader’s thought leadership with no thoughts in my head
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i unfortunately do have thoughts and just thought of some bullshit that’s going to pollute the internet convos again
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what really opened my eyes was my first ever internship when my boss who’s a hk celeb built a childcare brand then proposed to her now husband then gave birth as though she knew exactly what it’d take to get baby sponsorships as well as to build a successful business LOL
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like it was all planned out #girlboss … she did not beg to change to prophecy she wrote the prophecy 😭😭😭 and congrats to her success
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Chilly@chillyinparisOct 29
Nampak macam akak2 office dalam gamba ni. Joyce Ng from Accounting dept. and Sangeeta from HR dept.
chloe 💋 (@eolhc69_) profile picturechloe 💋@eolhc69_Aug 8
katseye in 6 months:
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reputation managed so well this is now how my friends are forced to think about my ex
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+44 on her american phone 😭
NOBLE (@NobleG0AT) profile pictureNOBLE@NobleG0ATOct 30
The one that got away 💔
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NOSFERATU?!@entittttyOct 29
my autistic lawyer dad has been a lawyer for like 30yrs and he just admitted he didnt realize lawyers lied hes like but thats literally not allowed.
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genuinely KILLED me today when my coworker asked everyone in the office do i look like the type that would cheat in a relationship and there was DEAD silence until someone said yeah like maybe and she went oh i think so too😭😭😭😭😭😭
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still has not happened and will not happen yet thanks to twitter
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would this happen xi’s china? absolutely not
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@TLRailUKOct 29
📢 City Thameslink will temporarily close from 17 May to late December 2027 while all 10 escalators at the station are replaced. When it reopens, customers will benefit from modern, more reliable escalators. ℹ️ More information, including travel advice 👇 thameslinkrailway.com/servic…
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slightly tipsy off happy hour and felt a rush of affection so i walked 20 mins from work to chinatown to get my brother hot pot food that i know he loves I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE A PARENT … got sentimental bc i know my father has done the same for me
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felt even crazier when i realised oh i know my way around chinatown
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