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mich-elle

@shellaneous

i put words into people’s mouths

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Joined February 2018
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V.M. Varga@LiriminalOct 29
I got a C in A-Level Maths and made it, you’ll be there soon
big gyal gina (@shilohrunsyouu) profile picturebig gyal gina@shilohrunsyouuOct 29
tried canary wharf gimmick yesterday👌👌👌life after getting A* in a level maths inshallah
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Politics UK
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🚨 NEW: Laura Kuenssberg has revealed a Government Minister may have wanted a threesome with her after she arrived for an interview in his hotel room to find him on the bed shirtless with his partner waiting "It was very uncomfortable"
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Chilly@chillyinparisOct 29
Nampak macam akak2 office dalam gamba ni. Joyce Ng from Accounting dept. and Sangeeta from HR dept.
chloe 💋 (@eolhc69_) profile picturechloe 💋@eolhc69_Aug 8
katseye in 6 months:
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NOSFERATU?!@entittttyOct 29
my autistic lawyer dad has been a lawyer for like 30yrs and he just admitted he didnt realize lawyers lied hes like but thats literally not allowed.
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jess yin
@itsjessyinOct 28
i’m so financially irresponsible i don’t even do girl math anymore i just tell myself all money spent at 25 will be made back in 10x by 35. can anyone 35+ confirm if this is an okay way to operate
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doulos.@__ajalaOct 28
I’m always shouting “friends to lovers” but none of my current male friends can become my spouse.🤣💀
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Daniel K (in SF)
@dkazandOct 27
you can "speedrun inner work" by going straight to the final boss and forgiving your parents
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In a fully lived life you will be on both sides of this at one point or another
Fauxlosopher (@fauxfilosopher) profile pictureFauxlosopher@fauxfilosopherOct 27
Thinking about the time when my ex was crying and telling me she's scared I won't want to be with her anymore and as I was consoling her, all I could think was: "Damn, I want to break up"
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Currently listening to Nicole Kidman by ADÉLA and my boyfriend goes "Wow, that's a really big switch up for her!".... He thought she was Adele
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Bec Shaw@BrocklesnitchOct 27
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@enewsOct 26
Kristen Bell admitted Dax Shepard flirts with her when he compliments other people: “That's flirting with me because he just made someone else feel good.” bit.ly/4ij6x5U
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rawan@xwwrxOct 25
لايكاتي بتويتر لأني أهتم بكل المواضيع
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I’ve come to like Britain and British people more and more. The average Brit is just not a mean spirited person
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alice@dizzymisslicaOct 24
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 23
I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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#real #ugh
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Rico 🥷🏻@Rico_TBWOct 23
Ser celoso y enamorarse de una bi se debe sentir mas o menos asi
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I think knowing how you fall in love makes it easier to see when you can’t fall in love. For me it happens so fast. If it doesn’t happen with someone in the first few weeks, I know it never will
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Trying to overcompensate for having done no work by being really chatty and chipper in the office but I think going from being really quiet and unsmiliing to this to back again gives them whiplash. Not everyone can be the personality disorder hire but someone's gotta do it
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things I believe: 1. the littlest things mean the most 2. who you are is shaped and created by what happens when who you want to be meets reality 3. life is fundamentally good
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Paul Kim
@writeclimbrunOct 22
one of my mentees, out of the blue: "OMG I need to talk to you immediately." me, swamped on a dozen matters, also immediately: "okay, what about? you OK?" mentee: "monumental, life-changing things are happening to me imminently and I need your guidance!!! * damn, this must be how I come across to my mentors too. gotta love them.
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