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The core issue is people with 76 IQs with a culture of lies and scams trying to maintain 100+IQ systems built by a culture that values competence, skill, and integrity. They aren't up to the task.
Lots of hot takes on the Microsoft 365 outage. Here's an engineering one. To be clear: this is speculation. Microsoft hasn't confirmed a root cause. It's my read of their own updates, from 35 years of building and breaking systems. What Microsoft has actually said: • Traffic isn't up. Capacity is down. Servers are failing health checks and dropping out. • A process that establishes secure connections gets overwhelmed, and servers stop processing requests. • Servers they bring back fall over again as soon as traffic hits them. • They're reverting a network config change that lines up with when it started. But changes aren't syncing, and some machines are stuck in a bad state. • No indication of an attack. My hypothesis: a metastable failure. Whatever triggered it may be long gone. The outage is now keeping itself alive. 1. Reconnect storm. Every Outlook, Teams and mobile client on the planet is hammering for a fresh secure connection. Full TLS handshakes are CPU-heavy, and a freshly rebooted server has a cold session cache. A server comes up, eats a wall of handshakes, CPU pegs, it fails its health check and gets pulled, and its load lands on the next one. Dominoes. 2. The fix shares fate with the failure. If the rollback travels over the same secure channel that's melting, the cure can't reach the patient. That's exactly what "changes aren't syncing" sounds like to me. That's why they're throttling traffic types and rebuilding servers from an older config instead of flipping a switch. You don't get out of this by finding the bug. You get out by shedding load, restoring capacity in isolated cells, and letting traffic back in slowly. Where AI fits (also speculation): not "an AI wrote the bad line". It's velocity. Microsoft flagged several recent config changes as suspects and took hours to find one that correlated. When the volume of change outpaces the humans who understand each change, finding the culprit gets slow and rollbacks get messy. Automate the shipping faster than you automate the understanding, and this is the bill. The takeaway for every business: your email, chat, files, identity and security tooling now share one failure domain. Today proved it. Have a way to talk to your team that doesn't live in the same tenant. Happy to be proven wrong by the post-incident review. And I hope this post ages terribly.
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this is the only scene i have ever seen from The Pitt and it was enough to convince me not to watch it
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it would appear that microsoft continues to not do the needful
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prediction: when email comes back up safelinks will stay down
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the music running through my head as I woke up this morning was the theme music of the 1979-1981 British sitcom "Agony". like seriously brain wtf
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look you can do a whoopsie treason and you can fuck a direct. you can’t do both. well not the same scandal cycle anyway.
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Following his ouster as CEO of Nvidia Jensen Huang is reportedly considered for a high executive position at Mistral. Some experts, however, warn that for a high-profile position in France, two affairs might not be enough.
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my favourite part of feminised corporate work is having a draft of text onscreen in a meeting room with a table of women in adult daycare roles suggesting changes, each scanning the room to make sure everyone else agrees while the product manager bites his lip in silence
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People use the term "generational run" today for achievements that are really not generational at all. THIS, my friends, is a generational run, by the one and only @danperridesign : danperri.com
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В Брисбене, Австралия, должна была пройти масштабная демонстрация хамасовцев. Когда активисты из народа Маори узнали об этой демонстрации, они немедленно организовали на этом месте энергичную хаку в поддержку Израиля. Хамасовцы, как всегда в итоге зассали прийти на демонстрацию. Спасибо, родные, с детства за маори! 🙏❤️🙏
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growing up poor* in NZ in the 70s gave me the lifechanging experience of watching my mother sew clothes for me by hand and with a Bernina machine and just going "holy crap this is witchcraft"
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*did not realise this until decades later
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James Gunn’s biggest weakness as a comic book film producer was perhaps his inability to sell snake oil. He keeps making it obvious that he hates how SUPERGIRL turned out. Meanwhile, Feige will look at you in the eyes and say RDJ Doom was the plan all along with a straight face.
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It’s not just NVIDIA. Sources confirm Google's Gemini team was also leaking confidential information to China. China is reportedly asking them to stop.
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Not a shocker. Gunn almost certainly knew he was in a Leto Atreidesian bind from the moment he walked in the building. But you can't pass up a chance to play honcho for a few years, and get all your buddies paid.
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Two atheists on the King James Bible: Richard Dawkins: A native speaker of English who has never read a word of the King James Bible is verging on the barbarian. I am a little shocked at the implication that not every school library already possesses a copy. [Dawkins said he would gladly give to a fund whose goal was to provide a KJV Bible for every school library.] Can that be true? What do they have, then? Harry Potter? Vampires? Or do they prefer one of those modern translations in which "Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, all is vanity" is lyrically rendered as "Perfectly pointless, says the Teacher. Everything is pointless"? That is Ecclesiastes, 1:2, as you'll find it in the Common English Bible. And you can't get much more common than that, although admittedly the God's Word translation provides stiff competition with "absolutely pointless" and the Good News Bible challenges strongly with "useless, useless". Ecclesiastes, in the 1611 translation, is one of the glories of English literature (I'm told it's pretty good in the original Hebrew, too). The whole King James Bible is littered with literary allusions, almost as many as Shakespeare (to quote that distinguished authority Anon, the trouble with Hamlet is it's so full of clichés). In The God Delusion I have a section called "Religious education as a part of literary culture" in which I list 129 biblical phrases which any cultivated English speaker will instantly recognise and many use without knowing their provenance: the salt of the earth; go the extra mile; I wash my hands of it; filthy lucre; through a glass darkly; wolf in sheep's clothing; hide your light under a bushel; no peace for the wicked; how are the mighty fallen. Christopher Hitches: Though I am sometimes reluctant to admit it, there really is something ‘timeless’ in the Tyndale/King James synthesis. For generations, it provided a common stock of references and allusions, rivaled only by Shakespeare in this respect. It resounded in the minds and memories of literate people, as well as of those who acquired it only by listening. From the stricken beach of Dunkirk in 1940, faced with a devil’s choice between annihilation and surrender, a British officer sent a cable back home. It contained the three words ‘but if not … ‘ All of those who received it were at once aware of what it signified. In the Book of Daniel, the Babylonian tyrant Nebuchadnezzar tells the three Jewish heretics Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego that if they refuse to bow to his sacred idol they will be flung into a ‘burning fiery furnace.’ They made him an answer: ‘If it be so, our god whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thy hand, o King. / But if not, be it known unto thee, o king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.’ A culture that does not possess this common store of image and allegory will be a perilously thin one. To seek restlessly to update it or make it ‘relevant’ is to miss the point, like yearning for a hip-hop Shakespeare. ‘Man is born unto trouble as the sparks fly upward,’ says the Book of Job. Want to try to improve that for Twitter? For those interested here is a link to a Hitchens article about the Authorized Version of the Bible (KJV): vanityfair.com/culture/2011/… Just so. Don't mean to give the impression that these two men believe in the Bible. Far from it. After all, they are atheist. Nonetheless they revere the Elizabethan English therein. Why? I suspect because of something Dwight Macdonald wrote: "The King James Bible came at the end of the Elizabethan age, between Shakespeare and Milton, when Englishmen were using words more passionately, richly, vigorously, wittily, and sublimely than ever before or since." That is the context of their admiration.
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A rare failed CCP honeypot operation
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You can just read Roman Helmet Guy tweets and know the future six months in advance.
We have an ethnically Chinese guy leading our most important AI company for countering China, and all he does is beg nonstop to sell his shit to China. He says that China developing AI weapons is not a threat, because we should just talk to them and ask them not to do that. And now he even outright lies about China’s compute capabilities. We are a deeply unserious country, and we’ve learned nothing from what happened with first and second-gen immigrants leaking our atomic secrets to the Soviets.
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Adam Caplan, a seriously talented FW engineer at Intel, got (brutally) laid off yesterday after 30+ years. Really sad, but his write-up about his work from the Pentium Pro to Nova Lake is definitely worth a read. ☹️ When the Dream Ends... linkedin.com/pulse/when-drea…
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