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Joined August 2015
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You Can See Everything synopsis
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Emet comm for @padraicratigan !!
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i got into horror relatively late compared to my peers so this was one of the “first” horror movies i ever watched and when this guy came in i actually burst out laughing
i could never bother watching sinister because how am i supposed to take a movie scary when the "monster" just looks like mick from slipknot
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this actually worked really well as an intro to the genre because i thought most horror movies would be too scary for me to handle when actually a good amount of them are “what if a guy in a funny mask came and Looked at you”
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happy 3rd anniversary to alan wake 2 𖦹
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Nathan Fielder & Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross (2025)
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seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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they've been threatening to release the ariana grande meet the fockers movie for what feels like years
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little bryan
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"Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," says new House Judiciary report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old + then promised her a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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i actually didn’t know about liz holmes’ husky puppy so i’m just going to assume she unhinged her jaw and swallowed that thing whole 🙂‍↕️
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Dead Man's Bones 🖤☠️
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holmes was so hyperfixated on testing requiring “only a single drop of blood” that the whole endeavor was doomed from the start and smart people clocked that almost instantly
When you listen to interviews with people who were suspicious of Theranos, it’s kinda striking how simple their red flags were: not a single paper had been published by Theranos, Liz Holmes had only two semesters of undergrad biology and engineering under her belt, etc
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Probably a sign that things are not going fabulously well at the Pentagon
Pete Hegseth is trying to convince Marsha Blackburn to appoint him to her Senate seat after she wins the Tennessee Governorship (from Leigh Ann Caldwell's Puck newsletter)
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i feel like there aren’t a lot of movies i would argue in favor of assigning homework for but some people who have seen YCSE but not read or listened to Bad Blood are majorly getting their asses beaten
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i’m sorry but as much as i can relate to perhaps getting momentarily enchanted by her in person this is very much the woman who bullied an employee to suicide and arranged for others to be gangstalked. she is not some kind of clueless victim lol
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Wicker (2026) is a movie about a gay man asking “what if a husband actually tried loving his wife?” and that question tearing all of society apart
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Lula you gotta put some guys in prison bro. Probably a lot of guys.
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Austin abrams you intrigue me
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