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Aliens are always abducting cows. But then there’s both aliens and cows on the spaceship. It’s gotta smell crazy in there
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Started Naked Lunch and you could slide the phrase "miscellaneous uncs shoot poison" in here and no one would notice
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clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day
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Genetically enhancing my army of super soldiers by giving them all that special “it” factor you need to make it in show business
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3 hour make-out sesh with my nothing #incel
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Smoking while pregnant so the baby has a sort of melancholy beatnik vibe to mog the other NPC babyoids
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Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin Tyler Robinson was video game ‘savant’ who played Wordle less than an hour before shooting trib.al/0p1hzYV
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Being in college and somehow everyone is financially stable, living alone, and going to Italy

























