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NSFW🔞 Retired FF14 gposer. I'm a stupid rw chud, you probably hate me. Slowly working my way through Persona 4 Golden.

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Joined June 2021
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If Muslims, in this era right now, aren't responsible for 9/11, how the fuck am I responsible for slaves over 200 years ago? Fuck off with that shit, you can't be that retarded.
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This is what is published en masse and sold at barnes and noble while every straight male author who wants to write an actual book gets told to fuck off and die
Wait it gets worse LMFAOOOSSJSJS
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🦎 Evelyn 🦎 retweeted
In persona 6 whenever you try to study there should be a 50% chance that the mc just scrolls on their phone the entire time instead and you get no knowledge points at all, for the true realistic academic life simulator
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Fuck you iPhone!!!! Nobody said correct my texts bitch!!! It’s not a fucking typo I meant what I typed!!!! Bitch!!!!!!!! Fuck apple!
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Colonoscopies if they were AWESOME
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Parental rights exist to keep predators like you away from kids
Few ideas are as viscerally disgusting to me as that of parental rights
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Mara Jade
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🦎 Evelyn 🦎 retweeted
You can literally play any game you want to on a PC if you put in the effort. I can play the original Ocarina of Time at 120 FPS, widescreen, 4K resolution, all of it natively running on my PC. This is better than any port Nintendo could have made.
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Pretty sure this is AI
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Radfems finally beefing with their intellectual equals: prepubescent minority children.
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🦎 Evelyn 🦎 retweeted
It’s incredibly sad, but a bit pathetic when whites get up and read these impact statements thinking they’re gonna illicit some emotion out of one of these feral creatures.
He shot an 18-year-old honor student in the back of the head. Then 17-year-old Danta Wright sat in court smiling while the victim's mother cried, and told the room: "I'll be home soon." In the video below, watch him grin through the family's statements, then watch the judge lose it. In October 2016, Wright and 2 friends tried to rob Jordan Klee, a senior and football player at Pioneer High School in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Wright shot him in the back of the head. Jordan was found dead on a walking path. At sentencing, Jordan's mother's words were read out loud: "I've lost my only child, my son, my baby, my friend... I no longer have the hope of having grandchildren." Wright smiled, nearly laughed and shook his head. Judge David Swartz stopped everything. "Watching you sit there, smile, laugh, shake your head like this was no big deal, I'm very tempted to just say I'm not going to accept this sentencing agreement." At trial, he warned, it could be life in prison: "That means you'll die there." The judge said he had never thrown out a plea deal before. But during the break, Jordan's family asked him not to send the case to trial, because they wanted to move on. His lawyer apologized and said the teen "displays fear by smiling." He got 23 to 50 years. 1 life taken. 1 smile. 23 years minimum. Should the judge have ignored the family and sent him to trial for life?
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An angel with clipped wings
🚨 Billie Eilish doing the "DARE" dance from Gorillaz.
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🦎 Evelyn 🦎 retweeted
Civilized man in a nation of barbarians
Americans stick out in Europe😭
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Immortalize my hairstyle that looks like two long ropes of dookie when I’m gone 🙏🕊️
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What is a brand that literally everyone knows?
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There is a famine in Gaza, and no one knows about us.
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Every time...
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Guy who Virtue signals about inflation being bad but wouldn't be willing to take the first pico step towards actually stopping it (mass imprisonment and deportations)
Gen Z deserves to have it as good as Millenials did
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