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shettles

@sshettless

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 Tempe, AZ
Joined October 2012
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texted my 86 year old client asking her how everything went with her caregiver yesterday
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quebec is wario to france
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Dutch bros gotta be federal w the questions they be asking 🀨
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I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to β€œwatch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. β€œYou don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”
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The White House Twitter account has gone goblin mode
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i could really go for a harry potter movie marathon, a stormy night, and an xl pizza
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The caption explains that the doormat says β€œgayest place in town”
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When my grandma died, she set her husband up with her best friend as a parting gift. She's now buried on one side of him, with her best friend on the other. 40 years later, my family is suing each other to dig up her corpse and move it because 'there's no threesomes in heaven'
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A play in three acts
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Preemptively posting this.
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when I say "huh" 7 times and they be like nvm..
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keith@K_L_E_19 Aug 2022
this is the relationship i have with every friend i’ve ever made
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[dming you] hey it seems like you are also a menace of some kind so you want to hang out?
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C@HeronChe20 Aug 2022
Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to
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LMAO based firefighter
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there’s someone out there for everyone
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It’s not a coincidence that two highly feminized professions, teaching and nursing, are in crisis.
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you produce the same if not more trash than your unhoused neighbor, yours just gets picked up by the city every week because you have a bin and an address.
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Osha Violation would be such a pretty name for a girl
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