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His manner is tough and crude but his soul is kindly and generous and laughing

The Shire's First Butch Hobbit
Joined July 2019
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My Best Friends— the greatest thinkers of our time!
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not a single Laika movie has turned a profit lol, they're an (extremely cool and admirable) vanity project funded entirely by the Nike CEO
is anyone else scared almost that this will be an absolute masterpiece that will change people's lives by inspiring them to create...but it'll only make about 10 million in america so laika will never make a movie again
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Everything is down at the movie theater. Its all down
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bimisogyny is when you hate the maiden and mother but not the crone
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me pre-butchification. Awww
my hair fucked on this day
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Gif, Baby!
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she let me hit because of my high viral load
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And this summer we're gonna rekindle that funny shit.
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I literally thought he was a fat Mexican guy
i always thought he was mexican :/
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Six hours of sleep is not enough. if youre not careful you could revert
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they had 14 year olds reading stevebucky fics with IRA member sarah rogers
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got 6 hours of sleep last night and Reverted
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getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder
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Being a lesbian with the music taste of a gay guy in a room full of boygenius lesbians
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I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates
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Addison Rae releasing a genuinely stunning album was similar to the first time Donald trump was elected bc it showed the world that genuinely anything is possible even if that thing is the stupidest shit you can think of open.spotify.com/track/01fzY…
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Y’all woulda called Jesus trade
you straight with 80 gay mutuals
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just remembered this banger
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MCU ain’t touching X-men politics with a ten foot pole. Magneto is going to be from Connecticut.
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Honestly one of the best posts of all time
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