tater tot bros

GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude

We’re having a silly goofy time over on bluesky, dm me if you want an invite code 😉 I’m @lukelukeluke.bsky.social over there, check me out 😗

You’re a burglar, you’re breaking into my house. “Surprise motherfucker” I say from behind u & unleash my attack dog. He buries his nose in your crotch & wags his tail, he is happy to meet u & this isnt going anything like I’d hoped. You shoot me in the face and my head pops off.

In view of twitter shutting down inactive accounts, we shall do a tweet, here we go

CEO: You all submitted a lot of questions, and obviously I won’t have time to answer them all. *ends meeting 20 minutes early*

Everyone check out the cool work our friend @OrndorffChris is doing with @DigitalGlobe xitter.gq/orndorffchris/status/9…

This is AWESOME! I've always pictured this as a @twoodle_05 I can't believe it really is one now! 😄😄 xitter.gq/twoodle_05/status/8703…

Don't like my marketing campaign for the London Underground? Tube ad.

I go back in time and pose as Lincoln. John Wilkes sneaks up, "not this time Wilksy" I say as he falls through my trap door into the sharks

Who

When she asks you to come over but all she wants is to complain about how she sees the tragic future in that weird mirror

*humble brags about how many hotdogs I had for lunch*

When you give up everything to follow your dreams, & find that life is both fuller & simpler than you'd ever known

wow thanks! *bros try to high five several times but fail to make solid contact* xitter.gq/farkenstraya/status/82…