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Chicago, IL
Joined November 2012
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nobody ever believes me when I say i deadass have zero schedule. if i wake up and don’t feel like working i just simply dont work. there’s 5-6 days a month that are mandatory. i can wfh if i want to. i have a LOT of responsibilities and tasks but i just get it all done whenever!
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I’m so mad at myself for hating my appearance for my entire 20s. why did I squander what I had going for me
no one:
me at 3 pm having done zero of my work today i needed to do: this lock in is about to be so generational
It’s a bad day to have an upper bleph consultation scheduled
Jennifer Lawrence gets real about her past plastic surgery and future facelift plans: ‘I want to be a sexy mom’ trib.al/CFSHMOA
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if you’re a woman with a round face and hooded eyes they kill you
Jennifer Lawrence gets real about her past plastic surgery and future facelift plans: ‘I want to be a sexy mom’ trib.al/CFSHMOA
my job is literally just an extended version of being a college student except I get paid and it’s so much fun
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whenever i replay in my head all the nice things a guy has done for me i start feeling like an abused sheltered dog
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When you’re chopping it upppp with a 19 year old girl and tell her you’re actually 25 and she’s like ohhhhhh😭😭😭














