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Chicago, IL
Joined November 2012
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nobody ever believes me when I say i deadass have zero schedule. if i wake up and don’t feel like working i just simply dont work. there’s 5-6 days a month that are mandatory. i can wfh if i want to. i have a LOT of responsibilities and tasks but i just get it all done whenever!
my job is literally just an extended version of being a college student except I get paid and it’s so much fun
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For halloween im just gonna be a beautiful girl
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we’re living in an upper blephidemic
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recently met a girl who was misogynistic but in a cyberpunk way
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I’m so mad at myself for hating my appearance for my entire 20s. why did I squander what I had going for me
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how it feels wanting anything ever
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an angel loses their wings every time i have to put a bra on
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being 25 is pmo so bad i thought this guy was 22-23 nope turns out he’s THIRTY FIVE?????? bye
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no one: me at 3 pm having done zero of my work today i needed to do: this lock in is about to be so generational
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It’s a bad day to have an upper bleph consultation scheduled
Jennifer Lawrence gets real about her past plastic surgery and future facelift plans: ‘I want to be a sexy mom’ trib.al/CFSHMOA
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Overstimulated at my email office job
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if you’re a woman with a round face and hooded eyes they kill you
Jennifer Lawrence gets real about her past plastic surgery and future facelift plans: ‘I want to be a sexy mom’ trib.al/CFSHMOA
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my job is literally just an extended version of being a college student except I get paid and it’s so much fun
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whenever i replay in my head all the nice things a guy has done for me i start feeling like an abused sheltered dog
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arugula is disgusting and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
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chicago is a barista city
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I literally dgaf about these awful people but this video is absolutely fucking sickening and shocking me to my core in so many ways
The way Hila’s entire face drops :/ #H3H3 #H3 #ethanklein #hilaklein #Tamara
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When you’re chopping it upppp with a 19 year old girl and tell her you’re actually 25 and she’s like ohhhhhh😭😭😭
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i can’t think of what’s worse. being vince’s gf and watching big brother 27 or being hila klein
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nobody wants to admit this but the only situations in which women don’t “put out” is because their man has an active porn addiction. next
So Hila wasn’t putting out for over a year? The plot thickens.
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