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The Colonel

@ukcolonel

UK's only student run satirical newspaper. Non-carcinogenic, non-profit, and ad-free.

 Lexington, KY
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Joined July 2009
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The Colonel@ukcolonel19 Mar 2017
.@UKyDining is having a contest. If you retweet this enough, they have to give us money for saying their food is shit. #yourfoodisshit
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Marie Noel@RieLayne1 Sep 2016
Watching the UK dining and UK parking accounts reply to the @ukcolonel elicits genuine laughter from me. 😂😂
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UK Camping Club Excited For Upcoming Tuition Hike newcirclecircular.com/uk-cam…
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our hearts go out to the friends & families who lost loved ones a few nights ago.
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Slugs Of UK@SlugsOfUK21 Jan 2016
.@UKBlackSheep let us know if you ever need to also rip off our slug photography! We're right here whenever your creative juices run out! <3
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It's about that time...put in Barker. Couldn't help myself. #BBN
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chark@charktweets24 Nov 2015
Replying to @ukcolonel
@ukcolonel that's where my jar of cream cheese went!
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I love the UL fans who follow me (a UK writer) and angrily say, without irony, "WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN TEAM, NOT UL." You follow a UK writer
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Slugs Of UK@SlugsOfUK13 Oct 2015
"Got caught in the door again--they close WAY too quickly for a slug. Ugh, I feel like a freshman when that happens."
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Slugs Of UK@SlugsOfUK23 Sep 2015
"I've started writing in journals again. I think it's helping me work through my emotions."
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Slugs Of UK@SlugsOfUK22 Sep 2015
"As nice as UK is, the elevators aren't very accessible to the average slug."
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Slugs Of UK@SlugsOfUK18 Sep 2015
"The library is full of good books. I could eat them for hours!"
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Slugs Of UK@SlugsOfUK24 Sep 2015
"The art on campus is nice, but it's hazardous for a slug. If these bears move any faster I'm gonna get stepped on."
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Replying to @ukcolonel
@ukcolonel Thanks for the bunnies. They are way faster than our old gerbils.
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#InsteadOfStudying make big stacks of cash taking photos of sleep-deprived college students & selling them to a sleeping pill company
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Jackson Brown@jbuk144 May 2014
Replying to @ukcolonel
@ukcolonel #insteadofstudying make a future financial plan using your janitorial salary that was a result of not studying. – at Lexington
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"I just felt like Kentucky wasn't a fit for me, with the whole attitude and approach of one and dones." -- Jabari Parker, April 16, 2013
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Earlier today, I asked Coach K if he was alright. He replied "No, I'm half left" LOL. He is a comedy genius. Just hilarious.
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Aaron Harrison.
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This Louisville/St. Louis game is uglier than Rick Pitino's back tattoo.
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