@JustLikeMikee

All answers questioned here. I’m definitely not a doctor. Partial facts and stuff. I read a book about it.. once.

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Joined April 2009
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If you're laughing, you're winning.
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TRAUMARESPONSE 🦈
@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE7h
I haven't had much to say lately. Everything just makes sense and I'm at peace with it all.
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@MoMohler1h
I took 4 years of Spanish and this Subway sandwich "artist" is tryin to tell me that 'cinco de mayo' does not mean 'five times the mayo.'
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@iGreenGod13h
What’s the internal rule that says we must finish the entire bag of chips once it’s opened, even when we only wanted three?
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Dana Michel Walsh
@DanaMichel20269h
Attention is almost free-but since it's not, I'll trade ya some kindness
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E~ville@E_Ville13Sep 10
I'm just here to fuck up your algorithm.
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you already know@DrinkingDad_23h
25 year old me: Please don’t let me go bald 55 year old me: Goddamn barbers are too expensive
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew3h
are we vibin right now, your honor?
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OneToothTeXan
@OneToothTeXan14h
Taking shots with a mixed drink chaser. So you’re in no shape to talk sense to me.
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@iGreenGod7h
I have excellent control over food. I only eat it when I see it, smell it, or discover it hiding in the kitchen.
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Matty@bestestname11h
Everything went downhill when we replaced "dude" with "bro"
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some moments never leave the heart
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords22h
Good Morning Postcards From The Coffin Corner Twitterverse
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Jö$h@JoshKing2Oct 24
Maybe if someone dismembered me it would break the curse
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CoCo@unhingebinge14h
I might explode if I don't say stupid things on the internet.
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You can mute me but you can’t stop me.
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Forget giving hornless people money, give them beer and cigarettes.
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Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer20h
3D printing shredded lettuce as fast as my tacos are spilling them out.
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If you don't ask The answer will always be no – at Des Plaines, IL
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Darla
@ddsmidt14 Mar 2017
Life is just one big game of choose wisely.
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CoCo@unhingebinge16h
Decluttering. Thought of you.
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