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Jeremy

@userissomewhere

Detroit sports fan. Total dad bod. No kids though. Damn, that just sounds pathetic. So, I’ll just get high then

 Michigan, USA
Joined August 2021
  • Tweets6.9K
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  • Followers1.3K
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if you’re keeping a diary? i’m high
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We're totally compatible. I'm into bakin' 💨 She's into bacon 🥓
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CoCo@unhingebinge7h
Sorry I wasn't paying attention but the conversation was super boring.
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Danny DeVito is short for genetic reasons.
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@brutalbirdxNov 8
Twitter
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewNov 7
Cop: are you sober? Me: in this economy?
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*Hits blunt* Twitter
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@johnHarry1018Nov 7
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewNov 7
can i come over and cause a ruckus?
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Dear 3:a.m. we have to stop meeting this way I'd much rather sleep with you
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David@DBStoner12h
No, you're not disturbing me. I already was.
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Not to brag or anything, but I had sex with myself last night.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewNov 7
Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention
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“boobs or ass?” how about a girl that makes me feel like i’m enough? (boobs)
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Her: All men are the same... Me: Who told you try them all
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Just get her stoned & take her out for a seafood boil... *Hits blunt* Bitches love seafood boils
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Do you want to become my common-law Twitter wife y/n?
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Smoking weed on an alien spaceship would be pretty fuckin cool
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CoCo@unhingebingeNov 7
She's less insane after she has had a snickers.
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𝖇𝖋@el_cucuy930Nov 7
imagine hating me… when i’m just over here high af liking people’s tweets without even reading them, again
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