poet? parent? sixty Russian bots in a trench coat? pre-distressed, pre-owned and pre-disposed to punning. skimped on gender to include more elbows.

down under
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Shitpostradamus retweeted
Learnt today that you can type any nonsense into Google followed by "meaning", and AI will assume you're searching a well-known human phrase and frantically come up with what it thinks it could mean.
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Let’s talk about preferential voting - how it works and some misinformation you may have heard about it ✌️
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Shitpostradamus retweeted
extremely funny that a rule saying "hey your car cannot just explode" is an automatic disqualifier for tesla
BREAKING: China has just eliminated Tesla from its market. Effective July 1, 2026, China requires EV batteries to be "no fire, no explosion." GAME OVER! $TSLA
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Shitpostradamus retweeted
Someone wants to come back now.
Ok, friends, I need advice: what is the easiest, most painless, sweetest way to get this lovely creature out of one’s house?
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okay sure but have you ever tried waking up 8 minutes before you have to leave and sprinting madly around your apartment like a feral raccoon trying to thrash its way out of a plastic garbage bag
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Hamas offered to return all hostages for a permanent truce. Now Israel is carpet bombing instead of allowing the second stage of the ceasefire to continue as promised. The death toll in less than 24 hours is 419 and counting. The goal was always mass extermination.
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this international women's day, get her what she REALLY wants (a large moat around her primary place of residence)
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Shitpostradamus retweeted
Zelensky called JD Vance a “b*tch” in Ukrainian. Credit: @Kaizerrev Follow: @AFpost
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Shitpostradamus retweeted
Showed up to the "Pet Play" event with 25 rats dressed as characters from Hamlet. I have seriously misunderstood what this is
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Israel Admits It Violated The Ceasefire And Hamas Did Not As we witness whatever’s going to happen with the highly jeopardized ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas, I’d just like to make sure everyone’s aware that official Israeli sources have been telling the press that Israel was violating the ceasefire prior to the current standoff, and that Hamas was not. Following the announcement by Hamas that it would be delaying the release of Israeli hostages until numerous Israeli ceasefire violations have been addressed, Israeli news outlet Maariv reported that according to the IDF itself, Hamas has not been guilty of any ceasefire violations up to this point. Electronic Intifada’s Ali Abunimah flagged on Twitter that according to Maariv, “the defense establishment and the IDF say that so far the terrorist organization has not violated the agreement, and therefore it is very doubtful whether Israel can take steps against Hamas at this stage.” Contrast this acknowledgement with a report from The New York Times, which cites multiple anonymous sources to state way down toward the bottom of the article that Hamas’s claims about Israeli ceasefire violations are “accurate”. Paragraphs 14 and 15 of the New York Times write-up read as follows: “The current standoff stems in part from Hamas’s accusation that Israel has not upheld its promises for the first phase of the cease-fire. Israel was required to send hundreds of thousands of tents into Gaza, a promise that Hamas says Israel has not kept. “Speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive matter, three Israeli officials and two mediators said that Hamas’s claims were accurate.” So it’s been established beyond a doubt that Israel is to blame for the precarious state of the ceasefire today. That’s not coming from me, it’s coming from inside the Israeli government and military. The ceasefire is deteriorating more rapidly by the day. After some flip-flopping on its position, the Netanyahu government has now clarified that it is demanding the release of “all” hostages held by Hamas by Saturday — a condition which is not part of the ceasefire agreement. This is a brand new condition which was first introduced not by Israel but by the president of the United States the previous day; Donald Trump told the press that Israel should terminate the ceasefire if “all” hostages are not released by Saturday at 12 PM. Israel making new demands of Hamas which are not in the ceasefire deal as written is a reckless act which could easily lead to the resumption of fighting if Hamas decides it’s been pushed too far or can’t trust Israel to sufficiently hold up its end of the bargain. And Trump helped bring things to this point. After Netanyahu visited Washington and stayed for nearly a week, the Israeli outlet Haaretz reported that the prime minister was planning to sabotage the ceasefire deal upon his return. Now here we are, watching the ceasefire being actively sabotaged by Netanyahu with a goal assist from Trump. We can be reasonably certain that the western media will conveniently omit most of these important facts from its reporting in the coming days, so it’s important to hold all this in mind as we watch things unfold.
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Help defend the Jewish Council's anti-racism work against Murdoch press smear campaign Over the last week, our Executive Officer, Sarah Schwartz, has been subjected to a strategic, coordinated and racist campaign by the Murdoch press, far-right social media accounts and right-wing pro-Israel groups, which aims to silence her voice and the voices of diverse Jewish people such as ourselves. Sarah was invited by the Queensland University of Technology (QUT) ‘Symposium Unifying Antiracism Research and Action’, led by First Nations academics, to give a presentation at a comedy event titled ‘the Great Race Debate’. The event aimed to critique, in a humorous way, conversations around race in Australia.  Sarah’s speech critiqued and challenged racist stereotypes of Jewish people, pushed by Peter Dutton, Donald Trump and the far-right, which are used to promote division, attack diversity, and push an anti-immigration agenda. In her presentation, she used an image of ‘Dutton’s Jew’ as a visual representation of Dutton’s racist and reductive conception of Jewish people as the defenders of “Western civilisation” against other racialised groups.  Sarah’s reference in her presentation to ‘Dutton’s Jew’ was about Peter Dutton’s racist conception of Jewish people, not actual Jewish people. Against this conception, Sarah spoke about how the Jewish community is diverse and not a monolith. Sarah has worked tirelessly as part of the Jewish Council to open up space for these diverse voices in the beautiful Jewish communities we are a part of and aim to support. A single image and parts of Sarah’s presentation were leaked to the Murdoch press by a bad-faith actor, who, in his own words, has “co-supported … suppression of” our voices at the Jewish Council of Australia. The sharing of a single image of Sarah’s speech, devoid of any of the context of her presentation, has resulted in a gross misrepresentation of the content and intention of her presentation.  QUT, Education Minister Jason Clare MP, and the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Human Rights, are all receiving pressure from the Liberal National Party and Israel lobby groups to condemn Sarah’s presentation. We encourage our supporters to send polite emails to the following people with your support for Sarah and the right of Jewish people to critique and challenge the racist stereotypes which are projected onto us: •Professor Margaret Sheil AO, QUT Vice Chancellor: [email protected] •The Hon Jason Clare MP, Minister for Education: [email protected]  •Committee Secretariat, Parliamentary Joint Committee on Human Rights: [email protected]  This is all part of a campaign to try to silence Sarah, to distract the Jewish Council from our work in fighting against antisemitism and all forms of racism, for human rights and for Palestinian freedom and justice. The campaign aims to send a warning to other Jewish people that they will be smeared, bullied and defamed if they dare to do the same.  The campaign against Sarah includes threats of coordinated complaints to Sarah’s workplaces, attacking her role as a lawyer, targeting her academic affiliations, and threatening to drag her into baseless legal actions. Sarah has been flooded with racist abuse and threats. In particularly egregious examples, the Australian Jewish Association, the National Council for Jewish Women Australia, and the NSW Jewish Board of Deputies, have made defamatory social media posts attacking Sarah, and some of these groups have allowed offensive and antisemitic comments about Sarah to proliferate on their social media pages. We are not going to back down in the face of this malicious bullying from the Murdoch Press and Israel lobby and we’re not going to be silent in criticising Peter Dutton for fuelling racism. We encourage media outlets not to promote this offensive and defamatory campaign aimed at silencing critical Jewish voices.
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can't even read a long poem aloud without singing the refrain anymore. because of folk
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Shitpostradamus retweeted
terms of the ceasefire in english
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“We have a house for the president. It's four stories. To have tea you have to walk three blocks. Useless. They should make it a high school.”
Uruguay’s former president Pepe Mujica, who was known as “the world’s poorest president and humblest head of state”, is dying. Stop and read his reflections: archive.is/Kil4J
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Shitpostradamus retweeted
Guy who was a key member of the very most incompetent government in Australian history: can you believe these guys are #2? That's such a high ranking!
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