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Over thinker | Underachiever | Master procrastinator | Early 30s | Married | Short|

Irish in England ☘️
Joined January 2026
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“Halloween is American”
halloween is american and the commercial tradition of giving chocolate on valentines is english. what kind of brainwashing is going on in japan lol
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
The same person, by the way, who was a 17 year old, playing a 17 year old in a television show (and not making porn). I’m sure your hard drive is fucking cooked you utter weirdo.
The same person by the way, who played a school girl, sexually, on the inbetweeners.
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The highlight of my day has been that my student is an absolute GEM 🥰
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All the annual leave I have in prior to my maternity leave has been denied because it falls over Christmas. I’m not gonna be much use to anyone at work when I’m 36-38 weeks pregnant. Couldn’t write it.
Work is a fucking SHIT. SHOW. 🙂
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
Literally us
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Work is a fucking SHIT. SHOW. 🙂
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That was incredible, if I say so myself.
Slow cookin’ 😋 Gonna have with mash & cauliflower cheese tomorrow 🤤
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
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Happy Halloween. This is scary, right?
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
31 de outrubro // 01 de novembro
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First day back at work tomorrow after having 2 weeks off. My anxiety is through the roof 😩 7 weeks left. I can do this!
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16 hrs later it’s still cooking. It smells BEAUTIFUL 🤤
Slow cookin’ 😋 Gonna have with mash & cauliflower cheese tomorrow 🤤
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Slow cookin’ 😋 Gonna have with mash & cauliflower cheese tomorrow 🤤
Making beef stew. Pull up 🗣️
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Making beef stew. Pull up 🗣️
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Had a delivery that was big/heavy and my husband is at work. My neighbour came out and was like “Kelsey, don’t you be lifting that! We’ll get it in for you!” Me stood in my jammies like 🥹 fanks guys x
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God, I fancy Stephen Graham SO much.
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
Happy Halloween 🎃
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
Put down the porn
During pregnancy check ups, The chances of your wife having sex with a doctor is higher than any man she will ever come across with .
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Nout fancy 🥰
Doing a melty cheese board and having Heineken 0’s with my friend tonight 🥰 can’t wait to catch up.
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Doing a melty cheese board and having Heineken 0’s with my friend tonight 🥰 can’t wait to catch up.
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