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Over thinker | Underachiever | Master procrastinator | Early 30s | Married | Short|

Irish in England ☘️
Joined January 2026
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
“Halloween is American”
halloween is american and the commercial tradition of giving chocolate on valentines is english. what kind of brainwashing is going on in japan lol
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Halloween originated from Ireland's ancient Celtic Samhain festival and Christian All Saints' traditions, not America, although the US popularized its modern commercial version. Heart-shaped Valentine's chocolate boxes began in 1868 England with Cadbury. britannica.com/topic/Where-di… guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/… history.com/articles/hallo…
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
The same person, by the way, who was a 17 year old, playing a 17 year old in a television show (and not making porn). I’m sure your hard drive is fucking cooked you utter weirdo.
The same person by the way, who played a school girl, sexually, on the inbetweeners.
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
Literally us
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Happy Halloween. This is scary, right?
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
31 de outrubro // 01 de novembro
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
Happy Halloween 🎃
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
Put down the porn
During pregnancy check ups, The chances of your wife having sex with a doctor is higher than any man she will ever come across with .
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They'll lemon pepper and hot honey your asshole if you're not careful
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
i plead no diggity, your honor
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threw off the whole mood for me
you ever send a typo while sexting and then just sit there feeling goofy as hell?
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If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
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She goes to jail becuase its banned under uk law
when she puts ur face in her bush,,,
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
LMAO YALL IRRITATING
Today can eat my ass. Over it.
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
🔴The North of Ireland in the 90s ⚫️The West Bank now Colonial oppression looks the same the world over. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 FREE THE 6 COUNTIES 🇮🇪
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Can’t trust them when this man exists and has never been on the cover
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
Lorna is doing this to honour Ross and to show appreciation for a wonderful organisation that looked after and showed so much grace for Ross and his family in such a horrible time, please donate at the link below if you can. idonate.ie/fundraiser/lornac…
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
"Sleep when the baby sleeps," I whisper to myself, lying down next to my cat for the 8th time today…
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Saying “I hate Jewish people” is antisemitism Saying “I hate Israel for committing genocide” is NOT antisemitism. Hope this helps.
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