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Over thinker | Underachiever | Master procrastinator | Early 30s | Married | Short|

Irish in England ☘️
Joined January 2026
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
“Halloween is American”
halloween is american and the commercial tradition of giving chocolate on valentines is english. what kind of brainwashing is going on in japan lol
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Halloween originated from Ireland's ancient Celtic Samhain festival and Christian All Saints' traditions, not America, although the US popularized its modern commercial version. Heart-shaped Valentine's chocolate boxes began in 1868 England with Cadbury. britannica.com/topic/Where-di… guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/… history.com/articles/hallo…
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Replying to @Leanne89_
Holy fuck. I’m DROOLING.
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
The same person, by the way, who was a 17 year old, playing a 17 year old in a television show (and not making porn). I’m sure your hard drive is fucking cooked you utter weirdo.
The same person by the way, who played a school girl, sexually, on the inbetweeners.
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Replying to @heyitsandy_
Such hard work 🥺😔
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Replying to @heyitsandy_
He posted about his son having to sell the same properties last year as well, apparently 😂 Cry me a river.
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Replying to @beffybadbelly
🫂 we’re here when you’re ready pal. Look after yourself ❤️
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The highlight of my day has been that my student is an absolute GEM 🥰
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All the annual leave I have in prior to my maternity leave has been denied because it falls over Christmas. I’m not gonna be much use to anyone at work when I’m 36-38 weeks pregnant. Couldn’t write it.
Work is a fucking SHIT. SHOW. 🙂
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Replying to @Mattciderarmy37
Yea I’m taking a break now and contemplating never going back 🤪😂
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Replying to @mr_chad83
That’s shit pal. I’m sorry!
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
Literally us
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Work is a fucking SHIT. SHOW. 🙂
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Replying to @sare___xo
VALID. I need new jammies. I will be going to primark asap 😂
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Replying to @Lauren_83_
You can’t be anyone’s cuppa tea, but you’re mine so never worry 😘
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That was incredible, if I say so myself.
Slow cookin’ 😋 Gonna have with mash & cauliflower cheese tomorrow 🤤
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Replying to @Shellfromzero
Drop the location
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Kels ☘️ retweeted
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