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Badke hates Chhutke. Chhutke hates Baddke. Dono love jameen. Papa has jameen. Jameen ki hai fight. Fight yaani war. War in Parivaar. Matlab ye hai PariWar. Nahi samajh aya? Toh trailer hi dekhlo! Poora show, #PariWar 23 September se sirf #DisneyPlusHotstar par.
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Me- Jodia upar wala bnata h
She- To neeche wale kya bnate hai
Me- Chutiya
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Kuch larke toh itne single hote Hai ki Woh Ab gf nhi friendzone karne wali larkiya dundte Hai
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Good girls love bad boys
Bad girls love bad boys
Toh good boys Kiya Sirf Hilane ke liye paida hote Hai
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My friend: Bhai paise milakr DSLR lete hai
Me: Bhai le to lenge, pr is shkl ka kya krenge
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Arvind Kejriwal bol rahe ki lift me bhi button dabao to vote BJP ko jaa raha 😂
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Meanwhile in Rajasthan
Dad: kaha ja raha hai?
Son: Badrinath Ki Dulhania Dekhne
D: Saale dusre ki loogayi dekhne jayega
*SLAP
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Two things madrista fan does before Barca's match
If Barca loses we will troll messi
If Barca wins without any point blame referees
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My Grammar teacher's accent was quite confusing.
Mujhe kucch nahi samjha vocabulary hai
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Professional photographer should understand that we don't give a fuck about their specification about shuter speed or aperture.
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Ladke Wale:
Ladke Ke Taraf Se HAAN hai.
Ladki Wale:
Hamaari Ladki Ke Taraf Se
HMMMMMMM Hai.
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*food hits floor*
Little germ: "Lets get it!!"
King germ: "No no no no we must wait 5 seconds!"
#sillythingswedo
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Rajasthan edu.minister said 'cows inhale,exhale oxygen' Mtlb abse ICU mai oxygen mask ki jagah cow ka pichwda lagado jan bch jygi @zomical
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Love for Mechanical Engineers be like - 😀 @zomical – at Guwahati, India
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Dad: kaha jarha hai?
Me: XXX dekhne.
Dad: BC tu idhar aaa!!!!
#xandercagereturns
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Channa mereya is for kids
Real men sings
'Tu pyaar hai kisi aur ka tujhe chahta koi aur hai'
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2 people gonna die virgin watever happens
1. Bhai
2. Popatlal
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