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When I was around 5 (I think), I tried to learn how to ride a bicycle, like most kids at that age.
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Sometimes I remember Ken Paxton didn’t take seventh-grade Texas history because he’s not from here.
Like when he announced he’d conclude his “Come and Take It” tour at the Alamo, a place where the Mexican army did, in fact, come and take it.
Ken Paxton appears to cancel final rally of his “Come and Take It” tour at the Alamo. bit.ly/4ijOCh2
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its truly wild in Houston, we clearly have a serial killer out there throwing folks in bayous and there's no widespread concern. Its just business as usual
this been a story for nearly 2-3 years and everyone is like OH ANOTHER ONE
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Apparently, some people think Africans don’t eat seafood. I suppose all the oceans surrounding the continent and the rivers running through it must be empty, much like your head, it seems.
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i hate it when black clothes aren't black enough to match the other black clothes
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Dj asking if anybody from Jamaica in the building then played many men by 50 cent. Boy u was talkn bout Jamaica, Queens???
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people seem to not care much about knowing anything that came/happened before them or the origin of words/phrases. it’s a tough world for the curious.
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You can buy at least 100 pigs in Africa for the cost of flying 1 pig to Africa, but 40k people believe his uncle “flew a bunch of pigs to Africa”
There’s that vaunted Aryan IQ 😂
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food.
They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching.
They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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Chris Rock: Hey, so you into older me-
Doja Cat:
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age.
He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
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It just occurred to me that the average right winger believes Africa doesn't have agriculture or livestock
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food.
They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching.
They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
