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Joined May 2010
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Sometimes I remember Ken Paxton didn’t take seventh-grade Texas history because he’s not from here. Like when he announced he’d conclude his “Come and Take It” tour at the Alamo, a place where the Mexican army did, in fact, come and take it.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
MAN I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YALL
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To know when an adult is touching them inappropriately
Why does a 3 year old need sex education?
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
its truly wild in Houston, we clearly have a serial killer out there throwing folks in bayous and there's no widespread concern. Its just business as usual this been a story for nearly 2-3 years and everyone is like OH ANOTHER ONE
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
There’s no Black Americans in either London, France or Canada. So who’s bullying yall over there ?
every africans first bully was a black american
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Apparently, some people think Africans don’t eat seafood. I suppose all the oceans surrounding the continent and the rivers running through it must be empty, much like your head, it seems.
Replying to @ThomasMightSnap
They saw how us BLACK AMERICANS love seafood and trynna capitalize off our wave….. nothing new…
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Name one time a billionaire has lowered your bills
I’m pro-capitalism because I want billionaires competing to lower my bills. I’m not joining a revolution to get one state provider and a lecture on the warmth of collectivism.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Not exactly a moment worth relishing in
Just got laid off while dressed as a fucking hotdog
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
i hate it when black clothes aren't black enough to match the other black clothes
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Dj asking if anybody from Jamaica in the building then played many men by 50 cent. Boy u was talkn bout Jamaica, Queens???
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
people seem to not care much about knowing anything that came/happened before them or the origin of words/phrases. it’s a tough world for the curious.
I ain’t know so many ppl ain’t know what the Jonestown Massacre was. Where yall think the phrase “you drank the kool aid” come from?
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Do you know how angry you have to be to do this 😭😭😭😭
These hornets attacked his Bee hive. Now he is waiting for them on the outside.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
You can buy at least 100 pigs in Africa for the cost of flying 1 pig to Africa, but 40k people believe his uncle “flew a bunch of pigs to Africa” There’s that vaunted Aryan IQ 😂
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Obituaries are historical documents. That’s why being left out of the family list is a big deal 😩.
Why do black churches act like that about funeral programs?
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Chris Rock: Hey, so you into older me- Doja Cat:
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age. He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
It just occurred to me that the average right winger believes Africa doesn't have agriculture or livestock
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
My uncle worked at Circuit city before they shut down and he was telling the whole block to buy TVs and Playstations and to put them on credit so when they went bankrupt they didnt have to pay
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Bert (½ of BerTrini) retweeted
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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