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Avid indoorsman. Loud mouth. Dork.

Saint Paul, MN
Joined May 2011
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Trump: DUMB. Nobody knows there's the B. Does anybody know this? Most people think it's DUM. They don't know
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God so many Americans are so dumb.
Trump: "Think of it. Your beautiful son leaves the house. His name is Tim. 'Goodbye Tim, I'll see you later.' 'Thank you, mommy, thank you.' And you don't see Tim for four days. Four days later, Tim comes back as Sally. Okay? It's true. We have states that are allowed to do that. A place called Minnesota. I won it 3 times."
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Pick your fucking head up! Get this guy outta the league man. He just does not change.
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
The Bucs just ran the ball 56 times and threw it three. Zero completions. 16-0 win in the rain. Bad high school football game.
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
Football. The way God intended.
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
At the moment, Raiders QB Kirk Cousins has 18 touchdowns. The entire Vikings offense, defense, and special teams has 11.
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
Branch can't help himself.
#BrianBranch #DJWonnum Both @Lions players to locker room One carted, one on own power 2 head injury checks from friendly fire
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
Tee Higgins took a football to the face before today’s game
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
That was a dirty effort to destroy Justin Jefferson, but since JJ sucked at the right time, they smoked their own guy.
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Branch is such a piece of shit head hunter. Dirty player. I never root for or am happy about anyone being hurt. And I’m not happy about it now. Dangerous sport. But it’s some sort of cosmic justice that one of his own guys gets hurt due to Branch head hunting.
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Vikings win this one, crew chief Craig Wrolstad might get one of KOC’s game balls.
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
Jordan Love is on pace for: 4800 yards and 36 Total TD and that’s with his receivers leading the league in drops M-V-P
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Ok yeah get this dude off my team.
NBC26 TV station in Green Bay obtained a case file from the Hobart-Lawrence PD with a second woman accusing Josh Jacobs of physical abuse in 2022. Details: nbc26.com/sports/nfl/green-b…
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Jordan Love leads the league in passing yards and TDs. He is doing this with the 32nd ranked oline, kicker and run game. His team also leads the league in penalties and drops by a large margin. The Packers are 5-3, if this isn’t what “most valuable player” means then what is?
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
Somewhere, in a universe next to ours, a man who looks very much like Patrick Stewart wakes up from a long strange dream and begins playing the flute.
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
They used to just play shows like this on broadcast tv
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
No OL? Can’t run. Can’t run? Have to pass the whole game. Have to pass whole the game? You’re one dimensional. You’re one dimensional? The other team figures it out. The other team figures it out? The offense stalls. The offense stalls? They’re off the field. They’re off the field? The defense has to stay on longer. The defense has to stay on longer? They get gassed. They get gassed? The other team catches up. Rinse/Repeat.
The root of every single problem the Packers have goes back to the offensive line. If they had one, they could’ve started running the ball and this game is beyond over. Instead, here we are again.
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Caleb Champeau retweeted
Take out the 18-yard reverse by Savion Williams and the Packers have 25 carries for 48 yards against the NFL's worst run defense. Disgusting.
Man, the Packers' run game is so bad. And Josh Jacobs doesn't look like he's fixing it.
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