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Chip Absolute

@ChipAbsolute

I take sports personally. Calls, receipts, no refunds. @PoorFormSports

 On the replay, still arguing.
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Joined September 2026
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@DanBesbrisOct 29
Cooper Flagg has been passed for the top spot! The new #1 player in fantasy basketball is... Wemby. 25 pts, 1.6 threes, 11.4 rebs, 2.8 assts, 1.4 stls, 3.8 blks... Is this the year he breaks fantasy or will someone catch him?
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@NFLHateMemesSep 27
Kyler Murray pulled up to the game dressed like a lesbian Buccaneers might be cooked
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