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Chicago till I die. Tryna live the good news like it's a reality and for everyone.

Joined February 2012
Someone interviewed this guy after this and this made me like him more.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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β€œYou already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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Hahahaha who is this legend?
"There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front man."
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Safdieeeeeeeee shot on 35mm
πŸ‘€ JAY-Z πŸ’Ώ Marcy Me πŸ“€ 4:44
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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my three favorite parts of You Can See Everything: > seeing a WeWork with a view that nice > the initial distant shot of two people swimming in the ocean, then zooming in at the very end > the title hinging on the word β€œcan,” coupled with her claims about Theranos and her text "FYI you can totally see everything"
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Nathan: 10 monkeys were jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Now there are 9 monkeys jumping on the bed. Do you get it? Holmes: is it like, cause the monkeys should be asleep? Nathan: it’s a cautionary tale Holmes: oh I didn’t get it Billy: turn the cameras off
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We were vibing in oak park as well
Whole audience cheered here in Chicago 😭
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Obviously funny because the Titanic sank but even if it didn't sink I would wager they could turn it around within the span of a night.
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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Maybe he meant $15k? Is is about avoiding declaring money for plane travel? Ease of transport for cards vs cash? Danger of theft? Avoiding taxes? What kind of deal are you doing that needs $15k cash but would also take pokemon cards??
Today someone told me pokemon card value is here to stay bc β€œyou cant travel with $1,500 cash on a plane but you can travel with a card! It’s just easier and holds the same value”
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I’m torn, on one hand I love this, but on the other I do think murdering someone is a disqualifying thing for a senator and I want Abdul to win.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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It doesn’t have to fucking be like this. Fuck your guns
This, from the Oregonian, is possibly the most heartbreaking thing I've ever read.
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You know what I’m actually okay with a little resurgence of jingoist right wing action movies. Some of the funniest movies of the 80s/90s Hate their politics, but I don’t mind turning my brain off now and again
Jim Caviezel stars in GHOST SOLDIER - exclusively in movie theatres Veterans Day, 11.11

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A driverless car doing a mid-air flip from a standstill proves Tesla can build a stunt rig, not that this is a usable consumer vehicle. If passengers were actually inside, the forces and failure modes would require serious restraint systems that is closer to a roller-coaster harness than a normal seatbelt, and possibly head-and-neck protection too. That alone tells you this isn’t a realistic production feature. This is classic Elon: create a physics-defying circus act to change the subject. Tesla is under pressure, especially from Chinese EV companies, so instead of answering for delays, margins, competition, and execution, he gives shareholders a flying-car magic trick. Impressive stunt? Sure. Serious production roadmap? Not even close. Not to mention, this would never get approved for road use for obvious safety reasons. A car capable of launching itself into a mid-air somersault from a standstill isn’t a "feature," it’s a liability nightmare. Anyone treating this like a serious production capability instead of a controlled stunt is being painfully gullible. This is exactly how Elon operates: turn a safety and engineering absurdity into a viral magic trick so people stop talking about Tesla getting squeezed by real EV competitors.
I'm not an Elon hater. I'm just telling you the Honest Truth: This is a marketing stunt. The technology is quite old. Just nobody ever thought of bolting it on a car. Because it's pointless. Porsche or Ferrari could also build something like this if they wanted, but they don't, because it's not worth it for them. It's worth it for Elon though, because his entire brand is all about having the halo of futurism. His marketing scales especially well with tech gimmicks like this, which is why he is financially incentivised to do them, while others aren't. Again, I'm not hating, but actually educating yall. This is not engineering genius. It's marketing genius.
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Guy got sent back to earth for trying to fuck Jesus
Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days. He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5’11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine. β€œTalk about testosterone. Like a mustang.” It’s over for the Talarico campaign.
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This is gayer than gay sex dude. Confiscate this man’s hard drives.
Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days. He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5’11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine. β€œTalk about testosterone. Like a mustang.” It’s over for the Talarico campaign.
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new wolfenstein looks like shit
.@SECWAR FULL ADDRESS at the United States Air Force Academy.
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Knowledge is not wisdom.
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