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We love rinsing our trapped customers. Featured on the BBC's Rip-Off Britain twice! We've been suspended from our trade organisation. Proud TERF. Smug twat.

London
Joined February 2025
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£18,000 profit for making one phone call! Cha-ching!
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"Service Charges are complex & people don't understand." Yes, it's all the resident's fault for not understanding complex charges. We at FirstPort blame the residents; it's nothing to do with us running a scam of course.
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Proud to mention that we at FirstPort fleeced residents of £80,000 for doing sweet FA. That's how we roll...
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Replying to @stephenfry
@stephenfry - you've been radicalised into believing the big trans lie, Sir! A man in a dress is still a man.
Self important luvvy Stephen Fry is accusing JK Rowling of being ‘radicalised’ by TERF’s on the trans issue. This woman has not been radicalised. She speaks from the heart & stands up for women’s rights.
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It's more to do with the fact that he was incapable of running the country for so long. Not to mention the cover up.
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When in Rome, colonise it and take it over. All with the government's encouragement. Lab and Con both complicit in the UK's complete transformation.
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We love Labour! Vote Labour! Our scam continues...
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
Two-tier Keir will have them running as Labour MPs next.
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Replying to @premnsikka
And the rich move abroad. And tax revenue is lower. And fewer invest so there are less jobs. And we are all poorer.
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Yet we can't even feed and house our own ffs!
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Replying to @SimonBound
Extortion is what we do. We're unstoppable! MPs are weak and secretly support us - hence the scam continues. Chin chin!
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Replying to @TorstenBell
And I'm sending a very clear message to you plebs: your words will never stop us!
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Replying to @DavidReedMP
Thank you for meeting with us - I truly appreciate your feedback. We will be more honest in future, this will start with a corporate re-brand and new logo. Thank you so much, Mr Reed!
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So now FirstPort is being accused of fraud and criminal behaviour! Ridiculous! We deny all charges and continue to provide exceptional customer service and great value.
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Replying to @HorNet_Group
Mps are all talk. Our scam continues. Onwards and upwards! Chin Chin!
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