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just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit
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Steve Jobs died and we all lost our jobs, Johnny Cash died and we all lost our cash, please god don’t let Bob Dylan die
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There are more active Ku Klux Klan chapters than trans athletes in America.
There are more states where child marriage is legal than trans athletes in America.
There have already been more school shootings in 2026 than trans athletes in America.
There are more antigovernment extremist groups in almost every single state than trans athletes in America.
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Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated
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It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it
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BREAKING: Daredevil and Kingpin have called a temporary truce to celebrate the Knicks NBA Championship.
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I’ve never felt stupider than studying for the bar. I’m taking notes like “murder is when you kill someone on purpose”
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my friend: Nah cuz why white people got grandparent names like “gree-graw” and “pip-pip”😭
My alien friend trying to riff:And for why is the purple people named Grimace😂
*awkward silence*
Me, hitting him hard whispering in his ear: do not embarrass me like that again gorlax




























